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jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 04:09 pm
@Izzie,
How's that again?
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 08:02 pm
@jespah,
Interpretation services are available from 9 - 11 a.m only.
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 03:50 am
@CalamityJane,
Just as I suspected.
dyslexia
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 05:10 am
@jespah,
karma is linear.
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 08:03 am
@dyslexia,
Love rather horizontal.
wandeljw
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 08:47 am
@CalamityJane,
Meditation is circular.

(I do not know what that means. I am only trying to fit in with everybody else.)
Izzie
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 11:05 am
@wandeljw,
Nookie Shocked








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jespah
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 05:23 pm
@Izzie,
Oh my. Embarrassed
Merry Andrew
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 06:27 pm
@jespah,
Pass the talcum powder pls. Have to change my sox.
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 06:34 pm
@Merry Andrew,
Quietly dispensing room spray to eliminate the cheesy smell
Merry Andrew
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 06:38 pm
@CalamityJane,
<resentfully giving CJ that look while he quickly switches footgear>
0 Replies
 
dyslexia
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 06:41 pm
still crazy after all these years.
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 08:33 pm
@dyslexia,
Toll station is free on the highway to insanity.
0 Replies
 
Rockhead
 
  2  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 08:47 pm
Unable to be fixed is insanity.

Unsanitary however, has a cure.

orange barrels litter the road of life...
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Thu 10 Sep, 2009 04:00 am
@Rockhead,
Very interesting philosophy you have there.
0 Replies
 
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Thu 17 Sep, 2009 06:53 pm
What's going on? No news is good news? Then have some slices of apple
and a spoonful of honey and celebrate!
wandeljw
 
  2  
Reply Fri 18 Sep, 2009 04:47 am
@CalamityJane,
X-tra effort from Tryagain would help to get this thread going again.
0 Replies
 
Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Wed 23 Sep, 2009 08:01 am
You heard it hear first…

Outside Lincoln Park Zoo is a parking lot with spaces for about 150 cars and 8 coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming and very polite attendant with a ticket machine. The charges are $5.00 per car and $15.00 per coach.

Apparently yesterday he did not turn up for work. The Zoo management phoned the City Hall to ask them to send a replacement attendant. They replied, that parking lot is your responsibility.

The Zoo replied, 'the attendant was employed by the City Hall... wasn't he?'
The City said, 'What attendant?'…

Gone missing from his home is a man who has been taking the parking fees amounting to about $1,400.00 per day for the last 23 years!

BTW: Has anyone seen Wandel recently?


wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Wed 23 Sep, 2009 08:05 am
@Tryagain,
"Zoo parking fraud was merely my way of teaching others to be more wary," claims Wandel.
0 Replies
 
Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Wed 23 Sep, 2009 08:08 am
Absolution is hard to come by in Chicago.
 

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