@Dutchy,
New participants to the discussion get no slack from the regulars.
Let's not be too harsh on those who are trying to participate in the conversation without knowing there are rules. Naive or uninformed maybe, but ignoramuses is a bit harsh.
@JPB,
Only, you are forgetting one rule of this thread: humor. Maybe the sarcastic tone of our humor comes from Tryagain and Wandel, the evil editors-in-chief.
@wandeljw,
perhaps wandel is indeed evil, I certainly hope so for I, pure as the drivin snow, always need an adversary.
Que? We indeed have learned to take our newspaper humor to the wild and
dry side and sometimes are shooting over the line. Yet, the regular reporters
all wear bulletproof vests. We're tough, aren't we wandel? Humor is the
main concern though, alphabet second - or vice versa (depending whom you
ask).
@CalamityJane,
Reminds me of a quote from the late comedian Bill Hicks: "It's all funny until someone gets hurt. Then, it's just hilarious."
@wandeljw,
Shouldn't that be "high larious"?
@Francis,
True, Bill Hicks did have a substance abuse problem.
@wandeljw,
Up 'til now, I was keeping up with things. Now, sadly, I have no idea wtf anyone is talking about.
Vern, the life and art of.
coming soon to a theatre near ewe.
@Francis,
X-rated porn star (maybe).
@jespah,
Yabber Gelogenic Is The Best Medicine
<waves to Jes>
Zounds! This thread is getting sillier by the minute.
@Merry Andrew,
Absolutely!
But the sillier the better.
Doubts were raised after the Wall Street Journal failed to carry confirmation that the well respected Cicerone Imposter may be forced by a health and safety directive to issue detailed instructions for the wearing of his promotional and highly sought after head apparel after Wandel suffered palpitations and a state of confusion on a recent encounter with the said object.
It is rumored future product runs will carry; Fore and Aft markings, along with directional arrows and some kind of clue as to front and back.
Please do not apply to the A2K store as these collector items are not a regular stock item.
A get well message flooded into the office after the terrible humiliation Dyslexia suffered due to a slight lexicon malfunction…..Several thousand others blamed Liberal tendencies for the absence of the much lamented Tar and Feathers!
In celebratory news: Local Boston socialite Jespah let it be known that she is in fact a married woman " It is not known at this time if R.P. has been apprised of the situation! Time for a nice bowl of chicken soup I think.
@Tryagain,
Exceptional Special Agents in St. L.uis move swiftly to replace the fallen alphabet.
Health & Safety Officers must be sure to try again to ensure "hard hats" are worn whilst standing underneath a Blue Arch.
"OH" is heard resounding thru the higher'arch'y in the Boston Halls of A2K.
Folks keeping to the rules jest bee coz them city slickers eat pizza with a gawd damn knife and fork don’t mean nothing down here in this neck of the woods.
Why, Wandel may have saved my hide on more than one occasion; but what has he done for me lately?
Diddly-squat…That’s what!
What does he know about the South? The lyrics in his posts aren’t worth diddly-squat - it's the melodies that make you feel good.
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@Tryagain,
Got a lot of Diddly Squat!
Get a bit of Diddly Squit - so much easier!
