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Today’'s breaking news stories…

 
 
Izzie
 
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Reply Thu 14 May, 2009 09:40 am
@Tryagain,
You've seen the light of day -

Whoooooooooooooooa..... oh no no no............... whoooooooooooa

Whopper Alpherrrrrbetical Blunda



OMG OMG OMG OMG

hugging you very quickly - huge massive big hug! THE BIGGEST!

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CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Thu 14 May, 2009 10:00 am
Yellow doted lines are drawn for repeat offenders in Tryagain's stringent
alphabet game. Do not leave the doted line!
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Tryagain
 
  2  
Reply Sun 17 May, 2009 04:00 pm
Zilch interest shown in this publication since Wandel inveigled his way into the editor’s chair " Revolt is in the air!
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 May, 2009 04:18 pm
@Tryagain,
Ah, at last something is about to happen, waiting for tryagain's next move. Stand by all!
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 May, 2009 06:22 pm
@Dutchy,
Breaking News thread has lost readers to a new low-brow A2K Shenanigans thread. Wandel's dynamic leadership expected to revive popularity of Breaking News thread.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 04:12 am
@wandeljw,
Can't we just get more lowbrow here, and then leave the other thread for those who have ... plucked?
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 09:48 am
@jespah,
http://rlv.zcache.com/plucked_chicken_keychain-p146289637219139027qjfk_400.jpg

DARN - it's Monday!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wink


Plucking (glaciation)
From Wikipedia,

Zone of plucking in the formation of tarns and cirques.Glacial plucking exploits pre-existing fractures in the bedrock. This plays a key role in opening and creating new fractures but has only provided small segments of loose material. This is then followed by the entrainment of the loosened rock by the ice. During the process of entrainment, loose rock material is frozen onto the base of the glacier and incorporated into the glacial ice. It is significant when the bedrock is highly jointed, as this allows meltwater to penetrate. Plucking is also known as quarrying.

As the valley glacier moves down the valley there is friction with the rock floor. This causes the basal ice of the glacier to melt (which helps lubricate the movement of the glacier)and infiltrate joints in the bedrock where it then freezes. As the glacier moves on, the rock now bonded to the glacier, is plucked from the floor into the base of the glacier and carried with it.




Special Agent Dynamo-Wandel seeks to overthrow the Editorial Section whilst TRYagain creates shenanigans as he threads the eye of his needle! What a so-and so!

British Correspondent is awaiting HAYzy days of long awaited return of summer sunshine, whilst sitting on a bale singing "See a pin and pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck" - ouch - was that a little ..... splinter? <Must stop scrubbing those decks>

Chief Legal Hamster Jes is researching A2Kfunding options to assist if TRYagain requires bail!

The BEAgle is said to be fast of the heels of the crew when the deckhands shouted "Bale Out", grabbing the nearest collinder from the galley due to being three sheets to the wind.

(Sheets.... I said sheets!)


CJ is thought to be wishing to visit Bali to tan up for the A2K Californ-I-Am Calendar.




Blah.


<Joints are freezing - going to lay on the bed! Hey zzzzzzzzzz Razz>

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wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 10:08 am
Editor Wandel hopes to maintain high quality and integrity at Breaking News thread despite competition from scandalous A2k Shenanigans thread. Izzie promoted to Assistant Editor. Wandel demotes Jespah citing "artistic differences."
parados
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 10:48 am
@wandeljw,
"F*** Wandel" is the cry as reporters and others go on strike in response to Editor Wandel's heavy handed management style.
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cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 11:50 am
It seems some people on a2k are having difficulty with the color of pots and kettles.
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Francis
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 11:54 am
Geez, Tak! Follow the rules, it's much funnier.. Mr. Green
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 12:02 pm
@Francis,
Head writers at Breaking News thread must follow two rules: 1. Alphabetical order for first letter in each post, and 2. No criticism of Wandel. Cicerone Imposter and Parados suspended without pay.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 12:06 pm
@wandeljw,
Instead of without pay since I'm retired, how about letting me off with a slap of the wrist?
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 12:07 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Just don't do it again, CI. You can be our travel reporter.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 12:18 pm
@wandeljw,
Kidding aside, my travel plan for this year is nil.
Francis
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 12:21 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Like you are not going anywhere?
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 01:04 pm
@Francis,
MaMa Meeeeeeer

http://www.fellowearthlings.org/images/home_meerkat.jpg

<sits up>


All this activity and Big and Brave Special Agent Wandel is on hiring and firing mission.

JesHamster and British Correspondent stick together - Girl Power!
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 01:16 pm
@Izzie,
Nu, why was I demoted?

PS Cute meerkats. Girl powah!
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 01:22 pm
@jespah,
Of course Girl Powah...... <passes lipstick and hairbrush> hahahahaha
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 01:43 pm
@Izzie,
Possible Gender-Focused Backlash Against Wandel's Demotion of Jespah
 

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