Today’'s breaking news stories…

Abort, abort, abort. as: Zeugobranchiata, zincongraphical, zoogeographical, and zoophytological are the only 15 letter English words that start with a ‘Z’ -

There are no 15 letter words starting Clarm…
Except: Clarmorousneses
LINK : fatal error A>K 16: target machine 'ARM' requires '/SUBSYSTEM:WINDOWSCE' Error executing clarm.exe.
• Try different keywords.
• Try more general keywords

Heart found in staff cafeteria " anybody missing same; please enquire at the Information Desk in the A2K lobby!

Sister publication: Weekly A2K News!!! Unveils plans to publish daily !!!

Bloody Nora! That sounded a bit manic. Take the pills the doctor ordered!

Heart.... heat... hat..... you can keep yer hat on! Just the hat

Comedian or comic is a person who seeks to entertain an audience, primarily by making them laugh. This might be through jokes or amusing antidotes - Rodney Dangerfield launches Plagiarism suit against Izzie "

Nora lyrics:

writers’ block,
I can’t start.
what do I say at the end of another day.
it’s not okay.
another 14 hours and I’ve got nothing to say.
do you ( do I ) really want to live this way?
So you thought you could be yourself,
so you thought you could be you.
control. ...control?
I thought I had control.
head still hurts from running into walls,
neck still hurts from turning the other cheek.
you run into walls as you move,
what do you think this world owes you?
what did you learn?

That Nora should not give up her day job!

Dangit now I gotta think up Weekly A2K News stories. Stay tuned.

'Ello 'Ello

Listening to the wrong Nora Blue...

try "Jones"

you choose! HA.... so laughing!


(gone to Tulip's.... laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

Flip: Expectations run high for Jespah’s speech as Americans seek hope ...Boston -- With comparisons being drawn between today's speech and Franklin D. Roosevelt's 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' address!

Gadzooks those are some high expectation you got there

Holy Schmoley - GREAT EXPCETATIONS part deux due for release by JesHamStar in the early morning edition!

I haven't been up early enough for the early morning edition. Unless you count noon as early.

Jes.................. I gotta quit posting late at nite <cringes at typos and what I say>.... ACK!

hye ho

Knitting sessions in California have started to help out our frost bitten fellow members in the mid west and east coast. Care packages containing scarves, gloves and sweaters made out of hemp should arrive shortly. Please disregard the peace signs that show up profusely on all sweater patterns.

Lovely hemp sweater, CJane. Thanks for sending it!

MULL OF ATTIRE

Hemp Dress Goes Up

Smoking Gun Jarnal

News headline, Marihuana Jane busted whilst delivering suspicious sweater to agent wandel, will this revelation spoil his chances to unseat tryagain?

ORG.ASM

A2K changes name again

Wallpaper St Jerno

Posting here coz I can't seem to post elsewhere right now....


testing testing testing

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is A2K glitching at the moment????

Quelle glitch? Seems normal now.

Well, normal for us.

Righted itself now.... I was posting but none of them were showing. Strange.... do do do do do do do do.....




curiouser and curiouser...

Scientific research points to…

Lewis Carroll » Alice's Adventures in Wonderland »
Chapter 2

'Curiouser and curiouser!' cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English); 'now I'm opening out like the largest telescope that ever was! Good-bye, feet!' (for when she looked down at her feet, they seemed to be almost out of sight, they were getting so far off). 'Oh, my poor little feet, I wonder who will put on your shoes and stockings for you now, dears? I'm sure I shan't be able! I shall be a great deal too far off to trouble myself about you: you must manage the best way you can; - but I must be kind to them,' thought Alice, 'or perhaps they won't walk the way I want to go!

Wandel girded his loins after seeing Slippy’s wallpaper "

Calamity-Jane meanwhile broke through A2K’s glass ceiling "
Sex alfresco has its risks said a highly placed executive while munching on a celery stick that contains fewer calories than it takes to consume it.

For readers in Minnesota; did you lose your cherry at Spoon Bridge?

The Presidential decree limiting executives pay to $500,000 is blamed for the dearth of news. It is a well known fact that most A2K’ers would not get outta bed for that small change.

However in our world roundup:
A federal judge dismissed the last lawsuit standing in the way of a new Indian casino for California's Amador County, where the federally recognized Me-Wuk tribe of the Buena Vista Rancheria has its 67-acre reservation. The tribe consists of Rhonda Morningstar Pope and her five children, none of whom lives on the tribal land - Las Vegas can breath again!