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Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 06:12 am
@Izzie,
F.B.I files reveal tryagain presently not on the 'most wanted list', anybody's guess where he has buried his bone.
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 06:55 am
@Dutchy,
Gaining momentum from Tryagain's disappearance, Wandel considers new campaign to become author of this thread.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 07:56 am
@wandeljw,
How he does that is up to him, but it might not be via Super Bowl predictions
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 10:16 am
@jespah,
Insulting Wandel about his unfortunate Super Bowl pick will not discourage him from pursuing the authorship position abandoned by Tryagain.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 12:32 pm
@wandeljw,
Just kiddin' -- personally I don't expect to survive the next round m'self.
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 01:13 pm
@jespah,
Knew you were kidding, Jespah. Only wanted to make another announcement about filling the power vaccuum created by Tryagain's disappearance.
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 01:40 pm
@wandeljw,
LOOK OUT!

TRYagain is thought to be playing Pink Pantomime Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" in Blue Suede Shoes(what a drag) at the A2K Theatre House. His Bone of Contention was getting his tights in a tangle when having to sing Karaoke to Elvis’s “I’ll Be Back”:

He has now perfected the song and is heard to be singing, loudly


All right

Well, I'll be back, yeah, I'll be back
Like a homesick train on a one-way track
I got to travel and hit the gravel
But I'll be back, yeah, I'll be back

Well, I'll return, I shall return
Don't cool those lips, we're gonna see 'em burn
'Cause I'll be missin' your kinda kissin'
But I'll be back, yeah, I'll be back

Yeah, there ain't nobody to tell me stay or go, oh no
And no one tells the four winds where to blow
I'll be back, I'm comin' back
Don't throw away that welcome mat

The door I'm hopin', will still be open a teeny weenie crack
To your shack
So keep that love light burnin'
But I'll be back, yeah, I'll be back

Yeah, there ain't nobody to tell me stay or go, oh no
And no one tells the four winds where to blow
I'll be back, I'm comin' back
Don't throw away that welcome mat

The door I'm hopin' will still be open a teeny weenie crack
To your shack
So keep that love light burnin', I'll be back
Yeah, I'll be back




HA " who knew!

<is that Indeedee's Pool!>...
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 03:36 pm
@Izzie,
Maybe so, Izzie, but this new evidence of Tryagain's disintegrating personality gives me even more reason to renew my campaign.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 06:02 pm
@wandeljw,
Now wait -- I'm confused -- is Try Elvis?
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 06:51 pm
@jespah,
OR The King Is Back...

Let's see what we recognise with they Try'stAgain

"Adam and Evil"
"All Shook Up"
"Any Day Now"
"Big Boss Man"
"Big Hunk O' Love, A"
"Blowin' In the Wind"
"Change of Habit"
"Devil In Disguise"
"Didja' Ever"
"Do You Know Who I Am"
"A Dog's Life"
"Every Effort Has Been Made"
"Everybody Come Aboard"
"Finders Keepers Losers Weepers"
"For the Good Times"
"Forget Me Never"
"Froggy Went A-Courtin'"
"Fun in Acapulco"
"Ghost Riders in the Sky"
"Gonna Get Back Home Somehow"
"Good Luck Charm"
"Harbor Lights"
"Home Is Where The Heart Is"
"How Can You Lose What You Never Had"
"How the Web Was Woven"
"I Ain't About To Sing"
"I Did It My Way"
"I Forgot To Remember To Forget"
"I Shall Be Released" "I Feel That I've Kno
"The Impossible Dream"
"Indescribably Blue"
"Inherit The Wind"
"It Won't Be Long"
"It's A Matter Of Time"
"Jailhouse Rock"
"Known Only To Him"
"The Lighthouse"
"Lonesome Cowboy"
"Old Macdonald"
"Only The Strong Survive"
"So Close Yet So Far"
"Something Blue"
"Stand By Me"
"Steadfast Loyal And True"
"Stranger In The Crowd"
"Thanks To The Rolling Sea"
"There Is So Much World To See"
"There's A Brand New Day On The Horizon"
"Today, Tomorrow And Forever"
"What Now What Next Where To"
"When My Blue Moon Turns To Gold Again"
"Where No One Stands Alone"
"Wouldn't Be The Same Without You"
"Yoga Is As Yoga Does"
"You'll Never Walk Alone"


well.... perhaps he's an Elvis Inperstonator! Mr. Green
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2009 04:50 am
@Izzie,
Perhaps we should tryst again, like we did last Summer.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2009 05:21 am
@jespah,
Que sera, sera.
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CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2009 10:13 am
Rolling out the red carpet for Tryagain and awaiting his arrival. Has the plane
landed already?
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2009 10:48 am
@CalamityJane,
Support for Tryagain beginning to discourage Wandel.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2009 12:03 pm
@wandeljw,
Tryagain seen flying over Oshkosh and dropping leaflets
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CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2009 01:54 pm
Unidentified flying object spotted by NASA during routine radar check. First
satellite pictures revealed a hidden message that read: "I'll be back!" Upon
further investigation, NASA learned that said UFO's registered owner is our
very own Tryagain. He apparently was shooting for the moon and landed
briefly in Oshkosh.
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Francis
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2009 02:04 pm
Very bad news from his flight:

http://www.ladonia.net/new_herald/wp-content/tryagain.JPG
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2009 05:43 pm
@Francis,
Who Knew!

http://www.bestofvegas.com/Night-Clubs/Tryst/images/tryst-club-las-vegas-thumb.jpg


http://www.bestofvegas.com/Night-Clubs/Tryst



Fly to the moon and land amongst the stars.

TRYagain now performing in Las Vegas! Shocked
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Tryst
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2009 04:44 pm
Xanthomonas would have been a welcome relief as a pair of hungry seagulls outnumbered spectators at the recent impromptu comeback concert by Tryst in N Hollywood Blvd at the junction with E Bonanza Rd "

Blame was directed at the hysteria caused by the competing media frenzy over at the:

DOES FRANCIS HAVE THE SEXIEST UNDERWEAR ON A2k thread.

Que sera, sera!
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2009 05:03 pm
@Tryst,
Yomping up the avenue "free balling" was heralded as a command performace by TRYagain singing a cover to Rod's "Do You Think I'm Sexy" at the Tryst Niteclub. The Bone-anza Road was filled with thongs... typo... throngs groupies to this vary rare special parade.


Binoculars required by world correspondents to see what the fuss was all about.

Free Cocktails are on offer - Jes, CJ, Mis and British correspondent due to visit soon to check out what was on offer in Las Vegas!



 

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