Today’'s breaking news stories…

"Little Brain" reporters form union and request that Wandel replace Tryagain as editor-in-chief.

Many readers are asking, what superior "little brain" power can agent Wandel muster to oust the editor-in-chief?

Needing a favor, Wandel offers vacant senate seat to Jespah in return for ousting Tryagain. (Illinois politics strikes again!)

Only if it's plush with a nice antimacassar.

PETREL UP WITH OIL DOWN

Hairy backflips presage market head and shoulders options

Whirled Oil Magazine

Questions abound as the painting continues

Raising a champagne flute to OZ ..... 2009 is there..... and it's on it's way here!

Special Agent Wandel Wishes Izzie a Happy New Year

Truly well into the New Year dowunder, wishing you all a wonderful 2009.

U too, Dutchy!

Very, very, very Happy New Year to the correspondents of Breaking News.

Mistletoe awaits ............. somewhere....

SMOOCHES ALL !XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Well this is a great way to start the New Year. Smooches for all!

XOX for all and the best wished for a love filled and happy 2009

Yes another year has gone and a new one has started, wondering if tryagain has noticed?

Zealous Editors-In-Chief would post here everyday. (But, Tryagain? Where is he?)

And if he were gone, would Tryst follow?

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't; if you dance with the devil in the pale moonlight! Just remember; ‘never rub another man's rhubarb’ said the Joker "

Some people spread happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go!
I hate to spread rumours, but what else one can do with them; after all, if I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Cheeky PINK!

Hound of the Baskervizzles seen partying on New Years Eve!





Sher Lock-Yer-Holmes and Dr. Wandel were called to a park in London to investigate a crime involving an unusual tree. The ABC Tree, as it was called, had the unique ability to actually grow all the letters of the alphabet. Shockingly, however, it seemed that someone had plucked most of the letters from the tree.

Wandel approached the tree and examined it closely. "My goodness, Holmes!" he exclaimed. "It appears that some ne'er-do-well has stolen all but the twelfth, thirteenth, and fourteenth letters of the alphabet. What do you make of that, Holmes?"

Holmes sucked at his pipe contemplatively for a moment before answering, "Why, it's an LMN Tree, my dear Wandel."

British correspondents dancing in the streets...“Let’s TRY’st’again.... like we did last summer” !

Darling, I think the dog is a little, er, physically challenged. Perhaps the hound's been eating the LMNs.

ELVIS SONGS SUNG BY FQsis "There Aint Nothing Like A Hound Dog"...


Enforcement Officer Special Agent Wandel announced his New Year Resolution which is to enlist the help of all members in the possible takeover of authorship of the Breaking News Thread

He has commenced with the A2K-9 Police Dawg Training Programme.

ENTER MADDIE “MOGWAI” (which in Cantonese & Mandarin translates as "ghost", "devil" or "demon"). < Who knew?>



Every “Canis lupus familiaris” will be given extensive training in the search for TRYagain who is always sure to have a bone.

“This ‘ole man, Try and Tryst
Blue and Pink and always missed
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Give a dog a bone,
This ‘ole man came rolling home.....”