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wandeljw
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2008 04:58 pm
@Tryagain,
Zenith of Tryagain's Journalism Career: Surprising Revelation About Wandel's Roman Ancestry
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 18 Dec, 2008 05:02 am
@wandeljw,
As is customary, I feel the need to reveal that I dreamt about Wandel recently. Gus was also in the dream. I was explaining something to both of you. Take it away, Dr. Freud.
Izzie
 
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Reply Thu 18 Dec, 2008 05:44 am
@jespah,
Blimey!

As the fantabulous Devonian Joss Stone sang....Brtish music correspondent reports:

I heard a song last night
What a lovely song it was
I thought I'd hum it all night
Unforgettable because..

All of the players were playing together
And all of the happies were as light as a feather
See, your love remember is a freeing of soul
But as I recall, the rest will just follow

I had a dream last night
What a lovely dream it was
I dreamed we all were alright
Happy in a land of oz
What a lovely dream it was
What a lovely dream it was

What a lovely dream it was


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KYXJ0iGiM4
wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 18 Dec, 2008 06:13 am
@Izzie,
Curious Dream About Wandel and Gus: Every A2Ker's Nightmare
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 18 Dec, 2008 11:32 am
@wandeljw,
Dreams foretell of future alphabetical confusion
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 18 Dec, 2008 09:59 pm
@jespah,
Ever the vigilant observer but Wandel and Gus seem to be the 'odd couple', what possible scenario is awaiting us?
Francis
 
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Reply Fri 19 Dec, 2008 01:31 am
@Dutchy,
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dame (I keep them for myself)...
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 19 Dec, 2008 02:10 pm
@Francis,
Giving dames is customary this time of year.
Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 19 Dec, 2008 04:44 pm
@jespah,
HORSING AROUND:

Everyone loves the pantomime dame - a traditional character in British pantomime. A continuation of en travesti portrayal of female characters by male actors in drag.

“Oh No They Don’t”

“Oh Yes They Do”

http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/IzzieLzzie/File0021.jpg

Special Agent Wandel and protege Osborne seeking out TRYagain in disguise.

TRYagain, chuckling, sends message to Special Agent Wandel........................ “He’s Behind You”
Wink
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 20 Dec, 2008 10:54 am
@Izzie,
Izzie has, as usual, captured the essence of the investigation.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 20 Dec, 2008 11:14 am
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.....Christmas is around the corner
dear people, and so is Chanukah - have you gotten all your shopping done yet?
jespah is lighting her first candle tomorrow and shall play with the dreidel.
Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 20 Dec, 2008 02:08 pm
@CalamityJane,
Kris Kringle - P.C.


Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the North Pole,
were alleged by the union, to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished without much propriety,
released to the wilds, by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear,
that Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his beautiful sleigh,
because the ruts were deemed dangerous by the EPA,
And millions of people were calling the Cops,
when they heard sled noises upon their roof tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe, had his workers quite frightened,
and his fur trimmed red suit was called "unenlightened".

To show you the strangeness of today's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose.
He went to Geraldo, in front of the Nation,
demanding millions in over-due workers compensation.

So...half of the reindeer were gone, and his wife
who suddenly said she'd had enough of this life,
joined a self help group, packed and left in a whiz,
demanding from now on that her title was Ms.

And as for gifts...why, he'd never had the notion
that making a choice could cause such commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur...
Which meant nothing for him or nothing for her.
Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot,
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls and nothing for just boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific,
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish upon the truth.
And fairy tales...while not yet forbidden,
were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden,
for they raised the hackles of those psychological,
who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone might get hurt,
besides - playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist and should be passe.
and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, disheveled and perplexed,
he just couldn't figure out what to do next?
He tried to be merry he tried to be gay,
but you must have to admit he was having a very bad day.
His sack was quite empty, it was flat on the ground,
nothing fully acceptable was anywhere to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might,
give to us all, without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy - with no indecision,
each group of people in every religion.
Every race, every hue,
everyone, everywhere...even you!
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...


"MAY YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, ENJOY PEACE ON EARTH"



Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all; plus, A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of the other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regards to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/herself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

Lighting a candle for Jes and RP tomorrow.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2008 11:37 am
Let me be the first to tell the tale, and thank the hamsters for the skinny that the 23rd is the date of Izzies’ birthday " HAPPY birthday too you!

One can only wonder if the Coccyx was in fact the junction of a long lost tail.

Looking back over the year one cannot but wonder, who keeps voting this humble tome down " However, as it is traditionally the time of good will to all mankind; I will make the retribution swift and relatively painless!

Happy Holidays and Yule Tide wishes dear readers.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2008 11:42 am
May next year bring you all the happiness you so rightly deserve!
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2008 12:07 pm
@Francis,
Number of joy is infinite prime
wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2008 12:37 pm
@jespah,
Obviously, today's biggest story is Izzie's birthday!
Izzie
 
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Reply Thu 25 Dec, 2008 05:46 am
@wandeljw,
PERHAPS IT'S TIME TO SAY MERRY 25 DECEMBER 2008

Breaking News British Correspondent wishing all the worldwide correspondents a wonderful day.... and Crimbo smooches to all. xxxx
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 25 Dec, 2008 06:19 am
@Izzie,
Quite a day it has been, I'm so very, very, very merry.............. Drunk Question Question
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 25 Dec, 2008 06:20 am
@Izzie,
Quite appropriate wishes from Izzie, which I cheerfully reciprocate..
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 25 Dec, 2008 09:27 am
@Francis,
Really sweet! Smooches for all. Bring your own mistletoe.
 

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