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jespah
 
  2  
Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2008 03:28 pm
@Tryagain,
Grits are a particular craving right now. Man, I'm hungry.
Izzie
 
  2  
Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 05:30 pm
@jespah,
Hello Again Hello! Very Happy
Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 06:16 pm
@Izzie,
Isay, I say, I say, Izzie has run out of words or is there more to come?
Izzie
 
  2  
Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 06:25 pm
@Dutchy,
JUMBALYA

"Good-bye BEAgle, me gotta go, me oh my oh
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou
TRYagain, the cheeky one, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou

Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and file' gumbo
'Cause tonight I’m gonna see my ma cher amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou

Thibodeaux, Fontainenot, the place is buzzin’
Kinfolk come to see Yagain by the dozen
Dress in style and go hog wild, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou

(Chorus)
Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and file' gumbo
'Cause tonight I’m gonna see my ma cher amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou

Settle down, far from town, get me a pirogue
And I’ll catch all the fish in the bayou
Swap my mon to buy Yagain what he need-o
Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou

(Chorus)
Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and file' gumbo
'Cause tonight I’m gonna see my ma cher amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou !"


all together now.....


"So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, good night,
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.
So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, adieu,
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.

So long, farewell, Au'voir, auf wiedersehen,
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne
So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, goodbye,
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye,
Good bye

I'm glad to go,
I cannot tell a lie.
I flit, I float,
I fleetly flee, I fly..................... "

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jespah
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2008 04:52 am
Kelvin temperatures feel warmer, but not as delightful as when Izzie enters the room. Smile
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Dec, 2008 04:38 pm
Looking at the math of the situation:

Newton's third law motion: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

So, when Missy is quoted as saying, “I’m going out to blow the yard…”

And a yard being three feet; there is, in this sense, another "parallel universe" where everything exists with a direct opposing force or an equal but opposite force. Therefore, one could surmise that this opposing force exists here in the temporal realm as eternal, and in this visible physical realm as invisible and spiritual. This realm we are in now is a shadow of the realm being addressed as the light, or spiritual.

The opposing force of what is measurable is that which is immeasurable; that which is observable by that which is not seen. For this reason, if we fix our eyes on what is seen, that which is unseen remains great and eternal, while what is seen is small and temporal.

Chaos is the opposing force of order or law -- the universe is suspended between the two with life and governing laws in the midst of chaos. In timelessness, past, present, and future have no boundaries and are not restricted by our laws or observations. Consequently, we travel one direction through time, and the opposing force would travel against the natural flow of time, thus causing a time paradox.

That sucks!
mismi
 
  2  
Reply Fri 12 Dec, 2008 04:46 pm
@Tryagain,
Maybe you should have a drink....or two. Wink
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CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Fri 12 Dec, 2008 04:48 pm
@Tryagain,
No, more often, life is as paradox as time, but in no way does it ever suck -
unless you're in the slow lane that is. If it were for maposche however, we all would sit in the slow lane. Should we accommodate him and slow down or
have him pull a fast one on us? You decide!
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Sat 13 Dec, 2008 06:54 am
@CalamityJane,
Only on A2K would we debate the speed limit and the universe, and blowing the yard.

A2K: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Sat 13 Dec, 2008 03:19 pm
Perchance to dream:
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them.

By our special correspondent Will Shakespeare
Francis
 
  2  
Reply Sat 13 Dec, 2008 03:27 pm
@Tryagain,
Quoting around :
Tryagain wrote:
That sucks!

Someone said something about blows, but I don't think these terms are connected...
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CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Sat 13 Dec, 2008 03:28 pm
Queer cards are to be picked up at the entrance of a2k, please. After that,
once can decide on his own where to categorize himself.
Izzie
 
  3  
Reply Sat 13 Dec, 2008 04:24 pm
@CalamityJane,
Rest Assured:- Where There's a Will There's A Way!

Dreaming. Must keep dry!

(it's Saturday nite.... I can say that! It was raining yesterday! Razz )
Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Sat 13 Dec, 2008 04:43 pm
@Izzie,
So tryagain tosses the cat amongst the pigeons. Where will it all end?
Izzie
 
  2  
Reply Sat 13 Dec, 2008 04:44 pm
@Dutchy,
TRYagain calls it a cat a? Who knew!? HA!
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Sun 14 Dec, 2008 07:34 am
Unintended consequences are outcomes that are not (or not limited to) what the writer intended in a particular situation. The unintended results may be foreseen or unforeseen, but they should be the logical or likely results of the action.

For example, students of history often conjecture that if the Treaty of Versailles had not imposed such harsh conditions on Germany, World War II would not have occurred. From this perspective, one might consider the war an unintended consequence of the treaty…

Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.

I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.

Extract from: A Cat's Diary
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Sun 14 Dec, 2008 11:08 am
@Tryagain,
Verily I sayeth unto you, the furnace has been repaired.
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wandeljw
 
  2  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2008 12:02 pm
Wandel's Emissary Offers Money For Vacant Authorship Spot
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 16 Dec, 2008 04:54 am
@wandeljw,
Xavier Cugat leads the A2K Orchestra while Charo dances the cuchi-cuchi.
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2008 04:14 pm
Yesterday’s revelation that on Wed 3 Dec, 2008

Post: # 3,493,775 Tryagain fondly quoted; The Wind in the Willows…

Nein days later…



The Wind in the Willows has turned 100!!!!!
Discussion by dlowan on 12/16/08


Is this a case of great minds think alike or just plain plagiarism, which has no standing as a criminal offense in the common law. Instead, claims of plagiarism are a civil law matter, which an aggrieved person can resolve by launching a lawsuit. Acts that may constitute plagiarism are in some instances treated as copyright infringement, unfair competition, or a violation of the doctrine of moral rights.

Calls for Wandel to make a stand on moral rights as news of his Romano ancestry threaten to undermine the Reich.

Uproar; as dlowan starts an anti Clarm tirade! Clarmity-Jane distraught!
 

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