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hamburger
 
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Reply Sat 2 Aug, 2008 05:29 pm
texas news report : Expect record-setting heat this weekend
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 08:05 am
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 09:13 am
Volumes of movie quotes being passed around A2K
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 09:24 am
When we speak in movie terms, then all I'm saying is: "Go ahead, make my day!!
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 10:50 am
Xanthomelanous or not; if I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

Calamity-Jane: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

Try: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, C-J, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 03:06 pm
Yesterday's news had unfortunate consequences for forty four flippant French frogs flipping flopping flapping foraging forever foregoing fast fried fatty food favoring flavor full fresh food -

Gus sighted fishing with Wally Tea proves to be a hoax!
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 04:53 pm
Zasu Pitts reported to be Gus's alias during his travels.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 07:00 pm
After being rejected by Tryagain again and again, this writer vouched eternal abstinence and will remain in purgatory forever.

PS. Should the sun be shining on Sunday, I'll be at the beach instead!
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solipsister
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 08:14 pm
BENIGN

7 8 1 2 3 4 5 and 6

Times
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 10:48 am
Purgatory I had heard frequently to be, and knew that it was translated so by pious Catholics, as "a place of punishment where some soles suffer for a time before they can go to heaven," and as I had never met anyone who came back from the place to describe it, I was somewhat anxious to have a peep at the place that is supposed to convey some idea of this half-way house for sinners; I was not to be disappointed!

Wow! C-J thereto I plight thee my troth…Beach pictures pages 63 - 101
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hamburger
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 03:23 pm
dialogue begins on " where some soles suffer for a time before they can go to heaven " .
this reporter states that NOBODY will be allowed to prevent his SOLES from entering heaven - even without suffering ! :wink:

please make your donation here :

http://www.shamrockmarathon.com/Assets/soles4souls.jpg
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 05:04 pm
Every day, you should hold your dominion. Lessons freely given.
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solipsister
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 06:51 pm
F WORDS

Ineffable

Free Press
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 12:13 pm
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 04:59 pm
Hamsters blush when referred to as heartthrobs.

Film at 11.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 05:26 pm
as the sun sets it is expected to get dark again in the city
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 05:28 pm
Illumination of the sun provides light to see with while alphabetizing...
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 05:36 pm
Just when you thought it was safe to go into A2K ...
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 06:35 pm
Keen eyes spot typographical error in headline malfunction - Looks like reign!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 06:44 pm
"Love is all around, spread it!" is the new summer hit to fill the gap until
everyone has returned from vacation.
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