Zen Master says: Gus comes, Gus goes, nobody really flippin' knows.
(I asked at the Secret Chinese Restaurant)
Local on the nines...
Administrator of large website found to be a lint magnet. Details to follow.
BELLIES
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California residents were bracing themselves fearing a backlash after Gustaf Ratzenhofer was left at the altar due to Calamity-Jane not being able to reschedule her pets flu shot -
By sheer coincidence the best man also failed to show claiming he had to renew his library card - The whereabouts of the guests remains a mystery!
New lint magnet hailed as a true scientific breakthrough - Due to hit the shelves soon! Local ballet dancer Wendel exclaimed, "At last my tutu will be fiber free!"
Solipsister fashion picks - 58-69
Don't you just know how shallow Californians are? Screwed up like
Hogan's goat, as my Grandma used to say.
Earthquake in California; Calamity Jane takes it in stride
Felt the earthquake quite a bit, despite the distance of 50 + miles. It was
5.8 after all. No damage to report, except an unrelated water leak.
Good News from my daughter in Los Angeles: Everyone okay but their entire building was shaking
Homes in California were built to sustain a strong earthquake, and it is nice
to see that the houses are holding up. Nonetheless, people get shook up
pretty good - every time it happens!
It's good to see folks are all right. I should call my cousin but she'll talk my ear off. {sends concerned email}
junior scientist claims that major british-columbia rockslide "likely" caused by earth tremor .
Knowledge That Izzie Arrived Safely in Texas Cheers Yabber-Liner Crew
Lovely Izzie enjoys her holiday.
Membership of A2K continues to set new records -
Not to be outdone: Entanglement breaks new record:
Physicists have succeeded in entangling five photons for the first time. Although four photons have been entangled before, five is the minimum number needed for universal error correction in quantum computation. Moreover, the same team has demonstrated a process called "open-destination teleportation" for the first time (Z Zhao et al. 2004 Nature 430 54). The results represent a major breakthrough in efforts to exploit the laws of quantum mechanics in quantum information processing.
Could this be the proof Wandel seeks?
newsflash ! intelligence found hiding on a2k website !
OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Brit Toots Touchdown in USofA - Smiles Very Big - LOVIN' IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people of the USA , be alert !
izzie arrived stateside to own amazement !
Queues formed early outside Mulligan's swimming pool in Texas this morning as news spread that Brit broadcaster and photographer diva Lzzie was causing a ruckus with her diving exhibition -
In the absence of Alistair Cooke's Letters from America; Lzzie will be exclusively reporting her journals for A2K reading pleasure
Exclusive swim pictures extra!
Sexy Captain of Yabber-Liner Testing U.S. Waters
