Golly gosh its an alphabet game says startled dadpad.
Happy A2Kers Attend littlek's Remedial Alphabet Seminar
This week's guest speaker: dadpad.
Irate A2K'ers kept waiting for the guest speaker became vocal - Dadpad was recorded as saying:
Jeer that noise? Wodger reckna itiz? Scettin lairder.
Yeah. Shockin' - Gonnynews?
Yagunna goda Mairlben freester?
Icon ardlywait.
The speech has been translated by the SETI Institute, which in its search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence is conducting a scientific experiment that uses Internet-connected computers.
Did you hear that noise? What do you reckon it is? It's getting louder.
Yeah. Shocking. Got any news?
Are you going to go to Melbourne for Easter?
I can hardly wait!
Jespah Replaces Tryagain As Breaking News Game Moderator
Key players in the A2K hierarchy meet to plan strategy in opposition to coup to oust Tryagain - Support grows : Clinton noncommittal
Last years christmas gifts newly recycled this year: jespah trades with tryagain, and so on....
Making diligent efforts to secure the Truckers Union block vote - Tryagain accused of bribery when gifting wavering voters with a tray of bagels resplendent with chocolate sprinkles!
No end in sight! Eternity looms.
Osama Admits "I was only trying to give Hillary a Thighmaster" After Hostage Crisis
Possible Defection of Clinton Campaign Workers to Tryagain Campaign
Questions arise over the huge campaign contribution from Tryagain to
a2k in order to obtain moderator status. The IRS is looking into his income statement and offshore accounts.
Remedial hamster training proving popular as A2K site suffers occasional glitches
Speculation grows that Hamsters will be replaced by specially trained Gophers. The reclusive owner of the Spruce Goose remains silent!
Spendius denies involvement in smuggling in saw blade - but admits cake he baked was from his mother's old recipe - Guards eat evidence!
Upcoming classes to teach the alphabet will have Tryagain enrolled.
Venerable Editor TryAgain reverting to Backwards Alphabet in Desperate attempt to Regain Control
Xanthippe punches judge in "Lazy Man" case.
Yet Another Allegation About Tryagain's Competence
