Somebody convince me to do this.

Chai wrote:

So what's wrong with the prostitute idea?

Many things.

1. I have way too much guilt to ever do something like that without torturing myself with horrible self-loathing.
So instead you go out with a girl just for sex, one who's interested in a realtionship? I'd loath myself more for that.

2. I've heard that doing it with a prostitute is a pretty cold and businesslike event.
Isn't all you want is sex?
Or do you want someone thinking this will be going somewhere, and being warm and cuddly, so it's your idea of better sex?
That's like ordering sweet potato pie, but being disappointed they didn't put whip cream on it. Then, when someone gives you the whip cream, you scrape it off and flick it on the floor.....How do you think the whip cream feels about that?

3. I don't trust them not to steal from me.
You only take the money you're going to give them.


4. I don't have a clue where to get one.
Look up "Escort Services"

5. I don't have a clue how to make sure I'm not going to get arrested in some sting operation.
I don't know for 100% either, except that if you go to a good house, the chances will be very small. You'd rather hurt someones feelings?

6. etc.

Kicky, before you go out, make sure to spend 15 minutes in the bathroom listening to Michael Jackson's "Beat It".

So when you gonna meet a nice girl and settle down?

kickycan wrote:

Chai wrote:

So what's wrong with the prostitute idea?

Many things.

1. I have way too much guilt to ever do something like that without torturing myself with horrible self-loathing.
So instead you go out with a girl just for sex, one who's interested in a realtionship? I'd loath myself more for that.

2. I've heard that doing it with a prostitute is a pretty cold and businesslike event.
Isn't all you want is sex?
Or do you want someone thinking this will be going somewhere, and being warm and cuddly, so it's your idea of better sex?
That's like ordering sweet potato pie, but being disappointed they didn't put whip cream on it. Then, when someone gives you the whip cream, you scrape it off and flick it on the floor.....How do you think the whip cream feels about that?

3. I don't trust them not to steal from me.
You only take the money you're going to give them.


4. I don't have a clue where to get one.
Look up "Escort Services"

5. I don't have a clue how to make sure I'm not going to get arrested in some sting operation.
I don't know for 100% either, except that if you go to a good house, the chances will be very small. You'd rather hurt someones feelings?

6. etc.

Actually, I just went back and read the initial post....

The main reason is she wears too much makeup?

She may have been nervous about a new date, and troweled it on too thickly.

kicky, if you like her personality, and her cleavage, I'll bet you could suavely bring up at some point down the road how less is more.

A simpleton.

Now we're talkin'

Is she like that girl in Sling Blade they set up on a date with Karl?

The one who won the Employee of the Month Award down at the Dollar Store?

"Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do, it's just bound to happen sooner or later, I guess"


Her name's Melinda, isn't it?

Heeven, my apologies for thinking ye were a man. And what country might ye be from?

My great grandfather was a gandy dancer originally from Belfast.

Now off with ye to Philidelphia.