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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Post: # 268,833
View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 04:49 pm
In my lifetime, i'd say about 1,200 different people have guessed my sign . . . 100 of 'em got it right ! ! !
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 05:44 pm
Setanta, my guess would be that your sign is Taurus and that you were born on May 16, 1951. I've been wrong before, but not very often.

Regarding the sexual compatibility charts: That sounded a bit intriguing to me, so I tried it -- they matched me up with a tree frog. They went on to say that any month would do, but tree frogs are definitely my destiny.

Isn't life a bitch.
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Post: # 268,937
View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 05:45 pm
You're about six months late there, Gus . . .
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Post: # 268,985
View Profile ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 06:14 pm
Dear e. h.,
Here is your horoscope
for Sunday, July 6:

If it seems that love is everywhere, that's because Gemini is everywhere spreading the good word. For once, overdoing it is perfectly acceptable. You're gratified to be too much for some people to handle.



hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe


that is soooooooo working for me :wink:
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Post: # 269,004
View Profile mikey
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 06:27 pm
did i hear nude hororscopes? may i have one?
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Post: # 269,023
View Profile ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 06:49 pm
Why, indeedy-doody!


errrrrrrrrrrrrrr - what sign, mr. mikey?
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Post: # 269,034
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 06:59 pm
Nude horoscopes!

Setanta - I agree with you - but...wanna hear something really weird?

I went to a Presbyterian school - so the house crap stuff was called clans - for the Scottishness, you know. There were four of the smeggers.

Anyway - in Year 8, we were joined by a whole passel of new girls. By that time, we had all worked out that we could all tell what clan someone was in just by lookng at them. Now - my explanation of this was that we all had seen people assembled in clans so many times that we had a subliminal memory of every face.

My group of friends decided to test this out. We went up to each new girl and said (we all agreed for every one of them, except one) what clan we thought they would be put into.

We checked a week later - right on all of them except two - and one of them had had an aunt or something which determined where she was put. There were about 60 of 'em.

Now - is that spooky, or what?

Another oddish piece of (real this time - I mean, we really did that, but you know what I mean) research involved getting psychiatrists to look at moving film of a whole lot of little kids.

They picked the ones who later developed schizophrenia with something approaching (from memory - it might be a bit lower, but still startling) 90% accuracy.
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Post: # 269,041
View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 07:04 pm
There are more things in heaven and earth, Dear Bunny, than are dreamt of in your philosophy . . . or mine, for that matter . . .
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Post: # 269,042
View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 07:04 pm
now . . .

GO TO BED ! ! !
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Post: # 269,050
View Profile ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 07:08 pm
shouldn't the feathered lowanbie be up and heading to work, not to rest?
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Post: # 269,051
View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 07:09 pm
I wonder if she has slept at all . . .
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Post: # 269,070
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 07:30 pm
if you all MUST know - I am feeling better, but so tired (from illness, not lack of sleep - I slept a lot of yesterday) that I have taken an annual leave day off - cos I think I might finally make it all the way through a full work week again if I rest today. Pathetic, I know - but this crap has gone on eight weeks and six lots of antibiotics!

End of tragic moan.
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Post: # 269,168
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 08:59 pm
Er - that may have sounded ungracious - 'twas not meant to be.
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Post: # 269,174
View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 09:04 pm
No worry, Cunning Coney, yer among friends . . .
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Post: # 269,177
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 09:07 pm
LOL! I need Craven's little mood indicator - permanently turned to "harmless"!
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Post: # 269,178
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 09:08 pm
Or "almost harmless".
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Post: # 269,181
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 09:08 pm
That little thingy of his has gone, I note?
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Post: # 269,186
View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 09:12 pm
I hadn't really paid much attention, Our Dear Bunny . . . well, i'm for bed here shortly, so i will wish you a good day . . .
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Post: # 269,195
View Profile margo
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 09:22 pm
Of course she's having a good day!

She's not at work.

ANY day not spent at work has the makings of a good day! Laughing
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Post: # 269,198
View Profile mikey
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 09:28 pm
vitamins and rest will cure what ails you...
bunnies need to sleep every now and again.

fish ebeth
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