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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 11:43 am
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Hiama - you are the 7th too, right?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 11:44 am
A now deceased Canajun actor of some reknown in the New Nited States, Lorne Greene, became associated with Alpo Brand canned dog food. He would have an intro to the advert something to the effect . . . "Prince here is 14 years old, that's almost a hundred years old in dog years." To which i would always reply, drily: "Yes, and a can of Alpo costs 89 cents, which is more than six dollars in dog dollars."

Minor humor--sort of a case of self-amuse . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 11:45 am
LOL!

remember him well...
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 11:46 am
Setanta,

Ben from Bonanza said that !!!!

Debs,

You know it is , don't go all coy on me now.

Truly a great day August 7th , you can't be all bad bunny wunny
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 11:50 am
Not what the astrology books say!

They say we are pure evil - some of 'em anyways....

I am getting sleepy again - see ya! Have a good Sunday, left-behind people....
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 11:52 am
okey dokey sweet dreams
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 11:54 am
Quote:
Leo the Lion in the year 2003
Expansive Journey

Giant Jupiter, monarch of the Heavens, continues his majestic and expansive journey through the sign of the Lion until August. Thus, the emphasis continues to be on growth and expansion at a personal level for the first eight months of 2003. You need not only to take the opportunities that come, but also to take the initiative in creating them for yourself. This will mean acting with speed and boldness when the time is right.
Overseas travel, higher education and an elevation in status or a change of career direction may be on the cards for some. Be careful you don't get caught up in an 'expanding waistline' syndrome and make sure that high hopes or grand ideas don't lead you down an unrealistic path. After August, you should be able to consolidate whatever gains you have made through good financial management


http://www.astrologycom.com/2003leo.html
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 11:57 am
and yer nuuuuuuuuude horrorscope!

Quote:
Single

Secret love affairs and private moments are the highlights this week, dear Leo. You'll be experiencing your most interesting moments behind the scenes, so don't lament the lack of limelight this week. Single Leos may be feeling blue, but rest assured that there are guardian angels working on your behalf. You may have a shy secret admirer, so be patient.

Attached

Partnered Leos can tap into their kundalini energy this week; make sure you have plenty of time for your lover. It is important to blend the spiritual with the physical... make your lover the altar at which you worship! Friday is perfect for carnal delights, while Saturday is best spent pampering each other with spa treatments


http://www.astrologycom.com/nude-leo.html
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 11:59 am
http://www.astrologycom.com/images/leosex.gif

your sexual compatability chart
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 12:00 pm
groovy
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 12:04 pm
i'm wishing i was partnered with a leo right now! that looks goooooooooooood.


of course, my nude horoscope looks interesting. I'd suggest setanta better consider a road trip, soooooooon. :wink:

[quote]Single

Your second house of material status is crackling with energy this week. You may totally relate to the idea of marrying for money rather than for love. However, by now you should realize that you are capable of making your own fortune! Let love be your guide. Single Twins have the world at their ultra-sensitive fingertips now. Don't be afraid to ask for what you want in relationships.

Attached

Partnered Twins may be dealing with issues of freedom and control... why not work it out creatively? Handcuffs and feather dusters are inexpensive and handy when you want to work out kinky desires. This weekend is perfect for the kinds of intense encounters that serve to bring you closer together. [/quote]
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 12:09 pm
Handcuffs, whips and cream I would suggest-watch out Setanta !!!
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BillW
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 12:28 pm
Now I'm ruined, I was out before the bunny and the hiama <sigh> will it never end?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 03:43 pm
but did you beat Setanta?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 03:47 pm
No, I think YOU are beating Setanta soon though, Beth ie.

What is the big sexually compatible sign that I can't read - the second to most right....and the.....er....biggest?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 04:11 pm
If it's the red one, that's Aries.......
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 04:13 pm
Oh. I thought it would be.

Not sure I ever sampled one of them.....I run to Aquarians and Pisceans and Sagges!

And I don't believe in astrology....still......hmmmmmm.......
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 04:21 pm
I don't believe in it either, but sometimes, I do read my horoscope......
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 04:24 pm
Don't we all! LOL! And notice the one time it is really accurate, and forget the rest!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2003 04:32 pm
I only believe it when it's something good.........fun
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