You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!
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The shards of peanuts can tear the flesh of the bread.
-- Mike Veneman (ref. BBPB+J)
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If I break the light-speed barrier, I'll let you know yesterday.
-- jes
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It feels HUGE but I know I'll get used to it.
-- jes
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Hey... What's happening in the clean world?
-- Sheriff Bart
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What are all these parallelograms doing here?
-- Peter Griffin
Wed 27 May, 2026 09:14 am -
it's from John Lennon's "Imagine"...
[i]Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us, only sky[/i] (view)
Tue 26 May, 2026 03:42 pm - [quote][size=150]Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store[/size]
Police responding to reports of a shotgun blast at a convenience store sounds like the opening of countless... (view)
Tue 26 May, 2026 01:27 pm -
wow... :shock:
[quote][size=150]South Carolina’s Trump-backed redistricting push fails in the state Senate amid GOP opposition[/size]
The Republican-led South Carolina Senate on... (view)
Tue 26 May, 2026 09:17 am - [quote]when will another country come over here an arrest Trump on the grounds that he led an insurrection[/quote] that one might not stand up in anyone's court due to ambiguity, but his [b]34... (view)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UH3Yovrn0
