You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!
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The shards of peanuts can tear the flesh of the bread.
-- Mike Veneman (ref. BBPB+J)
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If I break the light-speed barrier, I'll let you know yesterday.
-- jes
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It feels HUGE but I know I'll get used to it.
-- jes
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Hey... What's happening in the clean world?
-- Sheriff Bart
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What are all these parallelograms doing here?
-- Peter Griffin
Mon 13 Jul, 2020 05:09 pm -
[url=https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/13/world/coronavirus-updates.html][size=150]A record 5.4 million people lost health due to pandemic, study found[/size]
As Sheryl Gay Stolberg reports, the... (view)
Mon 13 Jul, 2020 04:52 pm -
pizza is salty enough, as is.
in fact, its my go-to meal before i embark on a long walk, where a public bathroom may or may not be available.
the salt content dehydrates me just enough so i... (view)
