You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!
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The shards of peanuts can tear the flesh of the bread.
-- Mike Veneman (ref. BBPB+J)
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If I break the light-speed barrier, I'll let you know yesterday.
-- jes
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It feels HUGE but I know I'll get used to it.
-- jes
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Hey... What's happening in the clean world?
-- Sheriff Bart
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What are all these parallelograms doing here?
-- Peter Griffin
Mon 28 Sep, 2026 06:59 am - [quote="JoJo From Jerz"][size=150]Be Best. Be Quiet. Or Be Bankrupted.[/size]
For the first half of this year, Melania Trump was doing everything in her power to get me to shut up.... (view)
Mon 28 Sep, 2026 04:24 am -
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[b]sawx @ NYY[/b], best two outta three, starting tomorrow night.
Judge and Stanton are both dealing with calf strains, making it difficult... (view)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UH3Yovrn0
