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[happily resolved] Can I PLEASE Have this Baby Already??!!

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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 12:39 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
I need to steal my husbands spunk and masturbate constantly.


he's not gonna help out? Evil or Very Mad


If it hurts for my doctor to touch my cervix...imagine what it would be like to have it repeatedly banged. Shocked
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 12:40 pm
JPB wrote:
Bella -- during my stints working in two different hospitals it was well known that the maternity ward filled to overflowing during the days immediately following a full moon. Something about the pull of the tides <shrug>. Obviously there were other deliveries during the rest of the month, but nowhere near the numbers at the full moon. Anyway, I just checked and the next full moon is July 29th.


My guess for delivery is July 27th. I didn't know there was a full moon on July 29th either.

A mothers intuition??
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 12:44 pm
Bella wrote:
If it hurts for my doctor to touch my cervix...imagine what it would be like to have it repeatedly banged.



A veritable trove of sig lines.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 02:02 pm
Gus--

Why don't you go and play with the other little boys?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 02:58 pm
Noddy, it hurts me when you lecture me. The pain lingers.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:20 pm
Gus--

I gave you a gentle suggestion. If you want a LECTURE, I can oblige....
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:44 pm
Bloody hell Bella, have you still not dropped??
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 04:14 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
ehBeth wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
I need to steal my husbands spunk and masturbate constantly.


he's not gonna help out? Evil or Very Mad


If it hurts for my doctor to touch my cervix...imagine what it would be like to have it repeatedly banged. Shocked


don't know about you - but I've found there are ways to have orgasms without repeated banging - hubby could maybe help you think of a few alternatives
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happycat
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 04:37 pm
Bella - I got news for you....not only is your body not yours anymore, but you'll find that you've lost brain cells. A good portion will go with this child, and then more with additional children.
You'll forget stuff, lose things, lose your train of thought in mid-sentence...and worst of all, you won't care if you look like hell and smell like baby puke.


Welcome to the club. Laughing
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 06:46 am
ehBeth wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
ehBeth wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
I need to steal my husbands spunk and masturbate constantly.


he's not gonna help out? Evil or Very Mad


If it hurts for my doctor to touch my cervix...imagine what it would be like to have it repeatedly banged. Shocked


don't know about you - but I've found there are ways to have orgasms without repeated banging - hubby could maybe help you think of a few alternatives


Very Happy

Well, yeah....but need to have the semen also to make the process complete. The semen softens and helps the cervix dilate. Then the orgasm helps bring on the contractions which further dilate.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 06:47 am
Just FYI, I have my temp starting today so I will probably be on little if at all today and the rest of the week.

I will update you all on my progress.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 07:04 am
Thanks for the heads up.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 10:14 am
I read the temp as temperature and FREAKED

I'm all better now Rolling Eyes

~~~

Thinking about Bella ... hoping she's comfortable.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 02:41 pm
Bella--

Would your temp like to join A2K?
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 05:34 pm
Tempus fugit
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jul, 2007 06:30 am
My temp is driving me C R A Z Y. She acts like she doesn't want to learn anything.

Ok, so I am not the most interesting person on the planet but come on....

We've done pretty much nothing this week and it's Wed.

Oh and it's 8:30a. Time to start work. She's not here yet.



Rolling Eyes
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jul, 2007 06:33 am
Oh man, that all sounds familiar. Just make sure that once you actually do leave she doesn't start calling you in a panic and asking you about all the stuff that you already taught her about 100 times over since you were pretty sure she wasn't paying attention the first 99 times (and it turned out she wasn't the 100th time, either)...
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 12:51 pm
Well, doc appointment went well.

He said her head is down and my cervix is very, very soft (2 verys there!)

He said it shouldn't be long now.

Tee hee.

Maybe tomorrow? Or this weekend? Shocked Very Happy
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 12:54 pm
Ah Bella, that's great news. Sending good wishes for a speedy labour your way.
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superjuly
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 12:59 pm
Same here, Bella Dea.
I had no idea you were expecting a baby......... That's some great news!

Please have all my sweet thoughts and positive energy to you and your new baby to come!

Beijos! Smile
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