[happily resolved] Can I PLEASE Have this Baby Already??!!

A midwife once told me that the best way to induce labor was to have sex. I couldn't explain to her how unsexy I felt at 42 weeks pregnant.

My body is not my own

My body is not my own.

Well, maybe in about 4 or 5 years.

So I'd probably find sex incrediablly uncomfortable.

Bella Dea wrote:

So I'd probably find sex incrediablly uncomfortable.

It's the orgasm that's supposed to do it. You don't need your husband for that, do you? :wink:

Semen contains prostaglandins. Prostaglandins cause the cervix to "ripen", or soften and prepare to open. While it is debatable whether there are enough prostaglandins in semen to have any real effect, it is not a terrible way to keep hope alive and while away the last weeks of your pregnancy. Another great side effect is the fact that orgasms produce oxytocin, the hormone that causes contractions. So, between the two, there is a pretty good case for the cure for pregnancy.

I need to steal my husbands spunk and masturbate constantly.

Well well well... I need to steal my husbands spunk and masturbate constantly.

Sounds entertaining.