[happily resolved] Can I PLEASE Have this Baby Already??!!

No pressure or anything.

H*ll I just wanted the baby outta there at that point - its out now that's all that matters.

I had to actually fight with my doctor, and I of course lost.

I did not want pit. Not at all.
He told me that if I was going to have the baby I was going to have pit

Only now, after jillian was born, do I know that I didn't have to take it.

Pit is horribly over used. It has become a conveince drug in my opinion. Making labor go faster then it should and making our bodies go above and beyond what they need to in order to deliver.
We have been delivering babies for centuries with out that stuff... so why does every pregnant/delivering woman get it now??


( oooooooooohhh grrr.. dont get me started on THIS topic.. )

I think it has to do with how many women are in labor at one time and if the doctor needs to try to space them out differently to be there to catch each baby. Maybe it only seemed like that to me because I really wanted to hate him at that time.

It's (nearly) the 4th here already .... ommmmmmmmmmmm.

Gonna be the 4th here in 68 minutes.

Ohmmmmmmm..........

<Pacing>

Ok, Bella, it's probably time to push now...

My goodness, this is exciting! I'm so glad I got back in time to wait with everyone! (No pitocin, no pitocin, no pitocin.....)

-----opens door. Looks around for baby. Sees none. Bites fingers.---



Joe(. ..)Nation

Go boil some water. That is what you need. Boiling water.

Why has no one boiled the water?

Come on now, do we not know how to have a baby?

some one say baby???

she should be here by now. The 3rd is over

And hot towels. They are always handy, i saw it in a movie once.

I've got cold wet towels. Do I microwave them?

Ice chips. I've got ice chips.

Shewolf and Bella are best girlfriends. I am demanding that shewolf keeps us informed.

No pitocin no pitocin no pitocin no pitocin no pitcairn island no pizzicato five no picadors no pizza skins no pit bulls no peach pits no pink pants no peter parker no penelope pitstop no pitocin!

So the, er, boiling water and towels is for a spa experience, yes?

wow, that package looks very enticing, jespah.

So, no baby yet. Hm, okay then it will be the 9th - this time for sure!
Hang in there Bella, it's only until Thursday now.

What should we do in the meantime? Play cards? Guess the baby's name?
Are we just sitting here in the waiting room without coffee and cookies?

{deals cards}

Dang, where's Craven when you need him? Then again, I'd lose my shirt.

This might amuse some.

I'm in <antes a cookie>.