Question for Women...Men, You Might Want to Look Away...

Chai wrote:

Admit it Bella, you're getting ready to give birth.

Where is Shewolf, Chai? She usually keeps track of Bella.

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Well, one of two things is happening here.

1- My pelvic bone is snaping in half and my cervix is collapsing

OR

2- I am getting ready to deliver this baby

or

3- I am doomed to be in this misery for another 4 weeks.

The pressure down there is so bad sometimes it almost hurts.

Confused

Maybe I just have a super fat baby.

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I remember the pressure, that was not fun.

Hate to tell you, I had it for the last 4 weeks. Actually more like 6.

Everyone's different, tho.

Glad the bleeding has stopped...

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sozobe wrote:

I remember the pressure, that was not fun.

Hate to tell you, I had it for the last 4 weeks. Actually more like 6.

Everyone's different, tho.

Glad the bleeding has stopped...

That's what I am afraid of. Confused

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And I can't count. One of THREE things, I should have put.

Sheesh.

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Sometimes, it feels like my stomach is going to burst down there.

It's so weird.

But the pressure pulling down is what bothers me.

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Is it time to me to blow the sacred A2K conch shell to bring all the women forth?

Would the sound of all those who have borne children ulutating calm you?

Here, put this towel between your teeth, while soz and beats the drum and shewolf shakes her booty.

Here, let me put this knife under your bed to cut the pain.

Let us know when you're ready for the massage oil.

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Chai wrote:

Is it time to me to blow the sacred A2K conch shell to bring all the women forth?

Would the sound of all those who have borne children ulutating calm you?

Here, put this towel between your teeth, while soz and beats the drum and shewolf shakes her booty.

Here, let me put this knife under your bed to cut the pain.

Let us know when you're ready for the massage oil.

NOW, I am ready NOW.

Massage me.

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spread you legs and grab onto the back of the couch.

you want to watch Oprah or Judy Judy while I'm doing this?

Wait, let me put a sheet under you.

wow....nice Brazilian Bella...

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Chai wrote:

wow....nice Brazilian Bella...

*snort*

Like I can do any trimming even down there.

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You know, I can't help but feel really sorry for you that you're stuck with just me to talk to.

I'm of no help at all, as can be plainly seen. I'm apt to wander off at any time.

I wish someone who knew what they were doing would come along.

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well now...

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Neutral

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I wonder if the mailmans come yet?

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ahem....

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yep

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Some good natured humor is what I need.

I am kinda depressed today. Sad

That's what happens when you walk around feeling like a watermelon is hanging from your cervix.

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Sorry Bella. I can so empathize -- I hated hated hated the last three months. And worse, I went overdue with both. I hope that doesn't happen to you. I recall that a hot shower with the shower head aimed at my lower back provided some relief.

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Baths are the best thing ever.

Seriously, I take one every night now. It's the only time when nothing aches or pulls.

The shower I have to stand in....and I can't take the pressure.

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Do you have one of those support belts like people who work in warehouses wear? I wanted one of those soooo bad when I was pregnant. Never got one, but always thought they would help.

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When is your next regularly scheduled dr's appt, bella?

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Offering sympathy and chocolate.

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Next Friday.

And then every week until she comes.

I have a sore throat today. Sad

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Perhaps she'll be a Friday The Thirteenth Baby?

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I hope so.

That's still along way off to me but it sure beats the hell outta Aug 4th!

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