Are you a serial lover ?

Oh, my Gawd, John! What memories.....wonder if all the former Abuzzers will remember this one. You have reworked it and it's fantastic.

Ah, women scorned, thy name is Legion . . .

Uh, we ain't obliged to provide details, is we ?

well my maid of florida thank you kindly. We'll see who has the strength to stand up and reveal all.

depends on whether you have a heart or nerves of steel Setanta. you are an honest bloke i beieve and being an historian no doubt a chivalrous one as well

Which means you ain'ta gonna git no dirt. This has an abuzzard provenance, huh?

So I am told by my Maid in Florida. But it's much cleaner and is PC licenced and approved

glowing embers...just blow on 'em they'll spring to life again with a new vengeance. I'll have to get my made in America black book and thumb through the pages. Hmmmm. Some are probably marked in red.....

Is that blood or beetroot juice Letty

Well, John. When we're hot we're hot. When we're not, we're not.

My first love was called Happy. Second grade. I swear that was his real name

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure, Miss Letty.

This bloke Happy, did he have duck's disease Letty. You've never mentioned him before

Honest to Gawd, Rae. Ask ehBeth.

Hey, John. He had dimples just like Setanta. I swear, I thought that he was the bees knees...

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, Miss Letty.

I was madly in love with this gorgeous blue eyed blonde kid in 1st grade. He was brilliant as well!

sting your heart did he, set you your pulse racin' and did your mamma take you to the old Doc Thingamyjig for a fixin up

Ah Phoenix, love bloomed early, I bet you used to tease him as well

My first love was Tommy Smith. A God. Four years older, blonde and tan (a surfer) who happened to live in the same apartment complex.

My sister and I used to control the basketball hoop until the Smith family moved in.....then we had to share.

Long story short.....I bought Tommy a gift (can't remember what it was now) for his sixteenth birthday. (I think it might have been an i.d. bracelet.)

Anyway, I got a kiss on the lips from him and came pretty close to fainting. I do remember that feeling and it was wonderful.....

Heh..heh, Rae and Phoenix. And where's HCE when ya need him:

My old flame, I can't even think of his name
but it's funny now and then,
How my thoughts go flashing back again,
To my old flame.
My old flame, my new lovers all seem so tame.
For I haven't a gent
So magnificent and elegant
As my old flame.
I've met so many who had facinatin' ways,
A facinatin' gaze in their eyes;
Some who took me up to the skies.
But their attemps at love
Were only imitations of

My old flame, I can't even think of his name.
But I'll never be the same
Until I discover what became of
My old flame.

And John. I'm certain Phoenix has recovered from those skeeter bites