Who Gives A Rat's Ass About Brittney Spears' Bald Head?

I think her stylist has told her that she's fried her hair beyond all recognition, and she's in a bad place mentally that told her "Just start over," and she's so crazy, she shaved her head and three minutes later (a little less time than it took her to realize she'd married trailer trash twice), she's regretting it.

We are watching a very public crash and burn.

Sinead O'Connor was hot...


Oh, I have no doubt that its a symbiotic relationship, just think it's one that appeals to the baser instincts.

Comparison with porn holds up that way too: porn stars, mags and buyers are also in a symbiotic/reciprocal relationship. Doesnt change the fact that much of it is pretty gross.


Flushd didnt "rally" me, I'm more than able to be an opinionated prick all by myself.


Now that I did not know. Kind of cool, that.

I dont mind fan stuff - its the nasty stuff I think is, well, nasty.

OK, perhaps instead of the outright porn analogy this one: there's these boy mags, like Loaded and, I dunno.. bunch of em, for the brash and loudmouth teenagers / twenty-somethings. More lifestyle than Playboy, but still lotsa large photos of nude or almost nude ladies. And though its almost all bland cheesecake, sure, I bought one or two, earlier. But you know what turned me off, and also just weirded me out? You have these near-nudies, right, and then they're accompanied by captions or descriptions of the ladies in question that basically bash or ridicule them. So you have this mix of fascination with agression, driven by envy or resentment (she'd never sleep with someone like you), or I dont know what. I think its kinda creepy. Thats what these often mean-spirited gossip mags remind me of, the same mix of fascination with resentment/agression.

ok, enough psychologizing..

so now theyll have to do the drug testing from hairs from her

1 moustache

2clam

3eyebrows

.....Anyone care to place a bid?

Everyone has a TV in 2007.

Not for hair from her head!

Wrong. Roger is another A2Ker who doesn't own one. I have one but literally never turn it on. Don't know why it's taking up space there in the corner except that on rare occasions I do put on a VCR tape. Don't own a DVD player.

Here is dear Brittney's husband..


http://www.nationwide.com/nw/featured-ads/index.htm?WT.mc_id=TMB010

actually I do OWN a tv

but, i dont turn it on


same as merry andrew.... Dont know why I got it. Dont know why it is here. I dont use it.

Hubby just HAD to have a tv when we moved here.
So , he got it. and now.. well.. there it hangs.. on the wall..

I feel a little embarrassed by what I am about to disclose, but I recently purchased a HDTV and as I was mounting it to the wall I did a mental count of the number of television sets in my house and realized I have 17 of the idiot boxes and really only need one.

I guess I am insane.

closed circuit tv huh?


you got mirrors above your beds too?

The only thing about the latest two news stories that would really pique my interest would be if a video surfaced of Britney sodomizing anna nicoles corpse with a strap on.

For that I'd put out the pigs in a blanket and the Blue Ribbon and invite Kicky Gus and Slappy over to watch it on my big screen.

Probably there'd be snacks too. :wink:

Guess brand Dildo baby

I think I have missed this info somewhere but, who is giving her a hair strand drug test and why?

I reckon maybe she was fed up with the damage her crap hair extensions had done to her hair and couldn't bear another lengthy session in the salon while the stylist picks them all out (takes forver and hurts) and then has to start all over again with either more extensions or a new style designed to hide the damage and bald patches.

I feel bad for her kids. Not because she's an airhead, or shaves her head or gets a tattoo.

But beause she's out drinking, doing drugs and acting like a complete ass 4 days a week. Those kids probably don't even know her. And she claims she wants custody. God, which is worse: Brit or K-Fed?

either way they'll be raised by nannys so what difference does it make?

Why is the media calling this a breakdown and saying all this stuff about how she's "over the edge?" or "out of control?" I'd love to be famous enough to have hundreds of talking heads all over the country calling my getting a haircut and a couple of tattoos a "breakdown".

I'm getting a Bi Polar Bear tattoo on my back and I expect everyone to talk about it for weeks after..... because I'm also a self centered immature whore.

If you could just spare us the shaved hammies, I'd have no problem with that...

That makes tons of sense, DP. I saw a picture of her immediately before she shaved her head, with a hood and quite long brown hair. But she had some short bob just a little while ago, so I was wondering what was up with that. (How do I know these things? Noooo idea. They're in the ether I guess.) Hair extensions -- and being sick of them, wanting to just start fresh -- totally makes sense, there.