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Who Gives A Rat's Ass About Brittney Spears' Bald Head?

 
 
smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 18 Feb, 2007 11:49 pm
Bloody Hell!

And to think I saw Britain as having a class system!

It's alive and well in the good ole' USA...

Damn those working class people, drinking their beer, buying magazines, getting fat, going to the supermarket and causing poor Britney to play out her nervous breakdown in the public arena.

Hope they never get access to a PC...

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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 12:45 am
I don't know why we're pretending she hasn't lost her mind.

What will she do next, pull off a tit?
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 07:43 am
smorgs wrote:
Damn those working class people, drinking their beer, buying magazines, getting fat, going to the supermarket

Bull, nothing to do with class system.

The people who buy those scandal magazines that are filled with nothing but gossip stories about the latest shenanigans of celebrities apparently get off on living vicariously through the personal affairs of people they've never met. And prefer those affairs to be 'reported' with a mix of jealousy and schadenfreude.

And yeah, you dont often see, say, young men, readin them - neither construction workers nor bankers, working class or upper class. When I see someone buying or reading those mags its almost always a woman, and usually they're middle-aged, and you're more likely to see em buying em at 2 in the afternoon than in the after-work supermarket rush hour at 6:30. No secret in that. The magazines themselves know it, its in their marketing plan, just look where/when they choose to advertise.

Personally, I dont get it, and it really sorta disgusts me. You throw a glance at the magazine stand and its invariably got these headlines like, "Jane Doe Survives Cancer!", "John Smith Caught With Girlfriend, Wife Didnt Know!", "Lisa Baker's Baby Terminally Ill?". Its sick, not just because its pretty pathetic to be having to imagine these people's personal lives as somehow having meaning to you, to be having to fill your own life with theirs - but because the whole thing is so hatefully intrusive. The spite often spits off the pages; whether its people's illnesses, their children getting into trouble, or their drug addictions - these mags and their readers revel in it, gloat over it.

Far as I'm concerned, its the equivalent of porn, the unpleasant kind.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 08:24 am
Maybe she just wanted a change of pace? I've shaved my head a couple of times, just for the hell of it. Could be she's nuts. Could be she's looking for a cognitive reminder that she's embarking on a fresh start (end of foolishness). Personally, I think Bear hit the nail on the head with his title question. Answer: Not I.

Ps. She don't look half bad for a bald chick.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/britney_spears_shaves_head.jpg
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 08:30 am
she looks like Sinead O'Connor only stupid.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 08:40 am
Y'all realize, of course, that you're playing right into her hands with all these comments. Three pages of commentary in about 24 hours. Not a bad publicity gimmick, I'd say.

Btw, who in hell is Brittany (Britney?) Spears?
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flushd
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 08:47 am
Smorgs, I honestly didn't intend to insult anyone. Like nimh and shewolf explained, it was more just painting a picture very quickly.

And thanks nimh and shewolf. For defending my intent. I appreciate it.

nimh had it right on: it's like porn of the seedier kind. I think.

Oh well. I'm outta here to let yall enjoy the Britney photos. I think she looks kinda cute. But I admit to having a soft spot for her - regardless of who or what she really is - she looks like my cousin. Wink
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 08:53 am
What is the carbon footprint of Britney's bald head?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 09:07 am
nimh wrote:
smorgs wrote:
Damn those working class people, drinking their beer, buying magazines, getting fat, going to the supermarket

Bull, nothing to do with class system.

The people who buy those scandal magazines that are filled with nothing but gossip stories about the latest shenanigans of celebrities apparently get off on living vicariously through the personal affairs of people they've never met. And prefer those affairs to be 'reported' with a mix of jealousy and schadenfreude.

And yeah, you dont often see, say, young men, readin them - neither construction workers nor bankers, working class or upper class. When I see someone buying or reading those mags its almost always a woman, and usually they're middle-aged, and you're more likely to see em buying em at 2 in the afternoon than in the after-work supermarket rush hour at 6:30. No secret in that. The magazines themselves know it, its in their marketing plan, just look where/when they choose to advertise.

Personally, I dont get it, and it really sorta disgusts me. You throw a glance at the magazine stand and its invariably got these headlines like, "Jane Doe Survives Cancer!", "John Smith Caught With Girlfriend, Wife Didnt Know!", "Lisa Baker's Baby Terminally Ill?". Its sick, not just because its pretty pathetic to be having to imagine these people's personal lives as somehow having meaning to you, to be having to fill your own life with theirs - but because the whole thing is so hatefully intrusive. The spite often spits off the pages; whether its people's illnesses, their children getting into trouble, or their drug addictions - these mags and their readers revel in it, gloat over it.

Far as I'm concerned, its the equivalent of porn, the unpleasant kind.


........and 90% of the time, the "Celebrity" is queuing up, via their agent of course, to get themselves IN these magazines.

Only when it suits them, of course, and gives them a positive bit of glamorous exposure.

A good firend of mine is Photo Editor of a large circulation Sunday Newspaper (tabloid) and says that his phone is red hot most of the time, from agents "leaking" stories on behalf of "celebrities" who want desperately to get their mugshot on a prominent page.

It's then a case that these people are upset when a story is run that isn't good for their image.

Naomi Campbell is a classic case in point. Marvellous when her face and body is plastered everywhere when she's doing something glamorous, but then she throws a hissy fit and sues the newspaper for taking a pic of her coming out of a drugs rehab meeting.

This fascination with "celebrity" isn't a new thing, by a long shot. It's just that the modern day marketing machine is much more efficient.

Usually, these magazines provide a bit of escape from real life for a very short while, they are read cover to cover in ten minutes (usually in the bath) then thrown away and the whole thing is forgotten by bed time.

I can't really see any harm in it. It's a self feeding industry, so it balances out in the end.
Britney has probably made an extra million or two from agent promoted "Glamour" articles in the past, the drawback being that it's placed her firmly in the public eye. With that fame comes virtually guaranteed exposure...good OR bad.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 09:11 am
I wouldn't be at all surprised if her agent didn't telephone his favourite pap photographer, and "leak" that she'll be somewhere at a certain time, and has a new look.

That sort of thing goes on al the time.
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material girl
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 09:17 am
I second the new star theory.She has just taken the' Im gona wash that man right out of my hair' phrase a bit to the extreme.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 11:55 am
Come on now, you guys...

We all know that the cult of the celebrity, in whatever guise has been around since people have. I have no doubt that you had the intention of painting a picture, flushd. No need to rally your troops, I was just offering a different perspective. I have the utmost respect for all (most) of the regular posters on here, yourself and she.w included.

I was just joining in the debate (maybe I could have put it better, I was smiling when I wrote it though, so apologies).

What I was trying to introduce was the notion that we are not debating anything new... The Romans used to produce fan mags about particular gladiators, mainly for the women!

Most woman ARE like that, but granted not all. Woman are more intrigued, more interested, more 'gossipy'. Their social skills, ability to empathise/sympathise and 'read' non verbal communication is more enhanced than in males. But then you get into the whole nature/nurture debate and the gender reinforcing of children.

All I'm saying is that it's not straightforward...

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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 01:22 pm
apparently brittney showed up at a hollywood party last night sporting this attractive and flattering look....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/stevetheq/BritneySpears2MTX_204x166.jpg
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 01:50 pm
The carbon footprint of that wig is just disgustingly large and inappropriate.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 02:00 pm
BRITNEY SPEARS SHAVES HEAD TO COVER CHEMO THERAPY TRACKS!

You heard it here first .
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 02:01 pm
well... cocaine is a chemical.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 02:13 pm
djjd62 wrote:
i want to see some clear pictures, i think she looks pretty good, it takes a good shaped head to pull that off


Yeah I agree that it actually quite suits her.

I also agree with the smorgs / Freudian type thing. She is obviously very unwell at the moment and I feel sorry for her. Whatever she does, people are gonna say it's for publicity. She can't win.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 02:32 pm
farmerman wrote:
BRITNEY SPEARS SHAVES HEAD TO COVER CHEMO THERAPY TRACKS!

You heard it here first .



no way bustah'

its to hide the heroin.
You know she was going to get a hair follicle drug test right??!!!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 02:36 pm
The wig bothers me more than anything else. Totally her perogative to shave her head, but I'd like to see her own it rather than (apparently) immediately have second thoughts.

I think the Freud thing may have been true for his time, but it's no longer such a big deal to shave one's head. (I just got an email from one of my best friends in high school who just had a baby, she's always had a shaved head or very short hair and was startling to see her with almost shoulder-length hair -- veryshort hair looks good on her. She's got the head for it, and a great neck too.)
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 02:42 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
farmerman wrote:
BRITNEY SPEARS SHAVES HEAD TO COVER CHEMO THERAPY TRACKS!

You heard it here first .



no way bustah'

its to hide the heroin.
You know she was going to get a hair follicle drug test right??!!!


and that's the REAL story.
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