@edgarblythe,
Sigh, I get you of course, but the kids? can you explain to them? Hopefully they are too busy otherwise right now.
Hey, I once lived in the land of leaf blowers..
I get leaves and mulch and so on, and get people not wanting to see them. What I detest are leaf blowers.
I'll have to look it up - I mentioned somewhere on a2k where the guy with the giant leafblowing machine kept chasing a few leaves on the lawn of the elementary school across our small street. My x hub is a writer, and I had reports and stuff to do, and the noise is nutso. I took a photo and sent it to the school.
The guy and the machine never showed up again.