@edgarblythe,
I know a little bit about nutty dogs, both our dogs bark the entire time I take the ironing board off the hooks. The barking doesn't stop until the board is opened up and standing up. They also bark if I stand on a chair to grab something out of reach. Use a ladder to replace a flood light, the barking continues until the ladder is returned to the garage. One dog flings herself in the air when I pick up her food dish and doesn't stop until it is returned to its rightful place, but the other dog barks with increasing urgency while this is going on. It's worse lately, because the 6 year old is on a special diet intended to help her damaged liver, so the barking from her starts as soon as I pull the can opener out of the drawer until her food is delivered to her feeding spot.
When they jump, they can fling themselves up and look you in the eye. I'm 5' 6" and I have had my nose licked while standing up in the middle of the family room. I know these dogs are not for everybody, the shenanigans don't always seem charming to others, but we are constantly amused by the things they do. Well, most of the time. Mr. GB was really ticked when Sofie snatched a steak off a plate right before he planned to grill them. Then there was the time we ordered sandwiches from a local Roly Poly and when I brought them home, I had to call and reorder my Cuban. The owners wife said wow, you must have really liked your sandwich. She thought it was funny that the dog had stolen my sandwich, and it disappeared so fast, damn, I hate to make return trips.