Quote:EB said: The Gospel of Jesus' Wife, or whatever they are calling it, seems authentic.
Right mate, here's an extract-
Matt ch 8 - DEMONS IN MAN - "Leave us alone!"
JESUS - "On yer bikes, get into them pigs!"
(pigs go bananas and charge over cliff)
SWINEHERD - "Hey! what you done to me pigs?"
JESUS (to Peter) - "Come on mate let's do a runner!"
SWINEHERD - "That's it, run off yer yob, I know where you live! I'll tell your missus about you"..
(Later at home) JESUS'S WIFE - "What you bin doing today?"
JESUS - "Nowt"
WIFE - "I heard you done summat to some pigs"
JESUS - "You heard wrong. Stop yer nagging"
(Police arrive) SERGEANT - "Jesus of Nazareth alias the Messiah, the Christ and the Son of God, I have a warrant for your arrest on a charge of animal mistreatment"..
JESUS - "It weren't me, Peter done it!"
SERGEANT - "Wrong sunshine, we've got witnesses"..
JESUS - "Who grassed me up? I bet it was Judas!"