Ed said: "It's nice to have family"
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The only surviving family of mine are a sister and two grown up nieces and they're a bunch of disorganised airheaded flakes!
I used to regularly send them birthday cards and christmas cards with a bit of money in them and never even got a card or thank you in return, so this past year i've not bothered sending them a card or anything. One niece (age 30) emailed me to ask why not and I replied "Well you lot never send me cards so I don't send you any!"
She snapped back "Grow up!" and i haven't heard from her since. Huh, and i even bought her a car once, and have been propping her and my other niece up with cash for years!
The other niece (age 40) also emailed me to grovellingly apologise for "forgetting" my birthday but I never bothered to reply.
I don't think there's anything deliberately nasty about them, they're just a bunch of flakes like i said.
Anyway i've finished with the lot of 'em, they've killed the golden goose..