Dont point. It puts holes in the air.
If you swallow the holes you get hiccupps.
dirt tast just like chocolate
say gulible backwards and it sounds like orange
You know, you used to have another brother, but he was bad so we left him at some gas station out in Ohio or New Jersey, I forget.
every time u fart u kill a puppy
The terrorists don't want to hurt you.... they just hate George Bush.
Banging on pots and pans while Grandpa is trying to nap is a surefire way to get him to tell you a story.
cats cant swim (ten minutes later they see if this is true(my mom did it as a kid))
someday everything is going to be fine....
if u cant lick ur elbows u will die at the age of 12
The dog was raised by wolves and when the moon is full he turns into one.
