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Elliot Mendoza -You don't know him, right?

 
 
Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 08:39 pm
Elliot Mendoza is a kid from New York City.

He knows all the neighborhood guff. Who's zooming who. Who can be leaned on and who might be someone to cross the street when seen. When he was eighteen or so he worked for me at the store. He was a bright, earnest guy. He took in all the little stuff like a sponge, what washer fit a Gerber faucet, what size bit to use for the anchor for a number ten screw.

He's twenty now, more like thirty, but thirty without a trace of a beard. His mom is busy, very busy, raising the other kids in his family so she didn't have much time for Elliot.

I don't know where his father is and he has never talked about whoever he was.

When he decided to join the Army he told me first. (I think that was a good choice of career move and a poor choice of person to tell. I tried very hard to appear supportive.)

After basic, Elliot came back to the city for a couple of days and I took him to lunch around the corner. He was looking good, sharp, the Army knows how to get most anyone in shape, and Elliot,
(he doesn't have any kind of nickname or something to call him for short which is odd in my experience, almost everyone else I've ever known as a friend has had some kind of shorthand name,)
Elliot was looking forward to Advanced Combat Training and was hoping he could qualify for Airborne.

I had to laugh in spite of myself.
Here was this skinny kid from Queens wanting to become some kind of human combat machine,
I wanted him to succeed,
I wanted him to wash out in the first two weeks and be assigned to handing out sheets and blankets at some infirmary in Colorado.
I wanted him to succeed and become the fastest, baddest son of a bitch on wheels that ever heffed an M-4.
I wanted him to get on the M101 bus to the Lower East Side and disappear for fifteen years or so.
I wanted him to be the guy from the block who does it all, jumps from airplanes, shoots a lot of ammo and returns in time to catch the last weeks of the season because the frigging Red Sox are neck and neck with the Bombers.

I was scared to death for him.

Anyway, Elliot is in Iraq now.

I don't exactly where, but what does that matter? It's his first Christmas away from home and I finally got his mother to give me his APO address and here's the thing: I don't know think he knows many people.

So, I think it would be fun if a bunch of us just emailed to say hello and Merry Christmas. Would you do that for me?

Email Elliot Mendoza at elliot. [email protected]. mil

(there's a couple of extra spaces in that address to defeat the spammers of this planet. (Sigh)

Say Merry Christmas or whatever and that you are a friend of Jonathan.

I would like to flood his mailbox so even if you don't know me, you now know a little about Elliot, so go ahead. Press Send.



Joe(All is calm, all is bright)Nation
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 08:42 pm
There's one on the way, Joe.
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 08:42 pm
Beautiful, Joe. My email is on the way.
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 08:45 pm
Very thoughtful of you, Joe. Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 08:54 pm
Done.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:01 pm
Thank you all.

Joe(What a nice Christmas gift for me. Thankyou)Nation
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:04 pm
Joe, here's the email I sent to Elliot. Let me know if he mentions it...


Elliot, I am an old, broken-down man who lives by a swamp and struggles on a daily basis just to stay alive.
A friend of yours from New York City, a guy by the name of Jonathan, was driving by my house last week
and he saw me sitting in my rocking chair and pulled into my driveway.

I started getting out of my chair to see what he wanted, but by the time my creaky old bones could get my
ass halfway out of the chair he was upon me and pushed me backwards with a fair degree of force.

"Listen here, you old codger", he growled, "I have this friend of mine in the service and I expect you to send him
some sort of holiday greeting."

He then proceeded to give me a couple of swift backhands. I believe they are called bitch slaps in the big city, but
here in the country we still refer to them as backhands. Anyways, they hurt like hell.

So he quits slapping me, but his face was red and there was such ferocity in his eyes that I could do nothing but
tremble.

He then says, "I'm the meanest son of a bitchin' shopkeeper in New York City! Do you understand that?"

I nodded my head in an affirmative action and braced myself for more "bitch slaps".

But none were forthcoming. He simply scribbled something on a piece of paper and shoved it in
my mouth. "Write this guy, old timer, and you had better say something nice or I will come back and
give you a serious ass kicking."

He then jumped into his car and sped off. I pulled the paper from my mouth and noted that he had
scribbled your email address on it.

So, like I said, Elliot, have a nice Christmas and please tell Jonathan not to hurt me any more.

Gustav Ratzenhofer
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:07 pm
He'll never believe it.


Joe(I don't have a car)Nation
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:08 pm
BM


Im on my way to bed.
But he will get an email from me in the morning.

Wonderful post Joe.
Thanks for sharing.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:10 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
He'll never believe it.


Joe(I don't have a car)Nation


Damn!

Gustav(I should have said truck)Ratzenhofer
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:13 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
BM


Im on my way to bed.
But he will get an email from me in the morning.

Wonderful post Joe.
Thanks for sharing.


Spread the word, I'd like him to get bunchs.

J
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:20 pm
There will be something sent by Johnboy this weekend. I have to spend some time thinking about what to say. Thanks for the invite, Jonathon.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:24 pm
I done it.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:25 pm
Went to my email and found this notice:

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification.

Delivery to the following recipients failed.

[email protected]
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:29 pm
Edgar - you have to put the first name and dot in front of the last name. Joe had to do it that way so the e-mail address wouldn't be picked up by automated software that scans these places.

Joe - Absolutely beautiful of you, and not surprising at all. You're my hero.

Off to jot a seasons greeting to Elliot.

Thank you!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:30 pm
you've got to include

elliot. mendoza @ us. army.mil but without the spaces.


JN
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:35 pm
Aw, this is sweet! Thanks Joe!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:36 pm
I got it now.

Johnathan said you would send us all ten dollars apiece if we sent you Merry Christmas emails. I will give you my paypal account number in a follow up email tomorrow. Thanks. I was short of Christmas cash. Happy holidays.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 09:51 pm
I sent the same ecard to both addys. Do you think he'll be able to view ecards?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 10:38 pm
Done.
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