Arriving 9 years before the vacuum cleaner, the vibrator was the fifth electified home appliance.
Jerry Falwell.
"The road to tyranny, we must remember, is the destruction of the truth"
Bill Clinton
"Whatever starts in California, unfortunately, has a tendency to spread"
Jimmy Carter
(guess he didn't like the citizens of Ca too much)
"Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words." --George W. Bush, interview with Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 1, 2006
And here's another one...
"The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany." --George W. Bush, D.C., May 5, 2006
The conservatives are hung up on Clinton's bj - over everything else. they can't help themselves. I think they're jealous.
"Hell, if you work for Bill Clinton you go up & down more than a whore's nightgown"
James carville
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out, that's a good looking mummy"
Bill Clinton
(since when did being married stop him?)
cicerone imposter wrote:The conservatives are hung up on Clinton's bj - over everything else. they can't help themselves. I think they're jealous.
It seems that it's billzeebubbas friends are the ones that bring up his
bj's, no matter what is said about him by a conservative, here comes somebody trottin out billzeebubbas bj. Since you & yours are the ones always mentioning it, I think that if you're not jealous, you at least like to talk about it. Maybe live vicariously through Billy?
LSM, If you bother to look at most of your recent posts, it's about Clinton. You seem obsessed. If you don't bring him up, nobody else will.
LoneStarMadam wrote:cicerone imposter wrote:The conservatives are hung up on Clinton's bj - over everything else. they can't help themselves. I think they're jealous.
It seems that it's billzeebubbas friends are the ones that bring up his
bj's, no matter what is said about him by a conservative, here comes somebody trottin out billzeebubbas bj. Since you & yours are the ones always mentioning it, I think that if you're not jealous, you at least like to talk about it. Maybe live vicariously through Billy?
Um, isn't this thread about stupid things people say? I am posting some stupid things Clinton has said.
LSM, If you really want funny sayings, try George W Bush.
Bush hasn't mastered the English language, and he's our prezedent.
Here' I'll give you a start on Bush's English.
"I think there were some differences, there's no question, and will still be. We're talking about a major, major situation here that requires constant work. But it was well worth it and there's much more to it than just this- I mean just these sixteen accomplishments or whatever: I mean, we've got a major rapport- relationship of economics, major in the security, and all of that, we should not lose sight of."
--1/10/92 to reporters, on his trip to Japan
"Please don't look at the part of the glass that is only half full."
--11/6/91
"No you're not going to see me stay put... I am not going to forsake my responsibilities. You may not see me put as much- I mean, un-put as much"
--11/8/91
"You cannot be president of the United States of you don't have faith. Remember Lincoln, going to his knees in times of trial and the Civil War and all that stuff. You can't be. And we are blessed. So don't feel sorry for- don't cry for me, Argentina."
--1/15/92
"I think I've got to do better in making clear what the message is, and I think I can do better. But I think there's so much noise out there that I've got to figure out how to make it clearer that we are for the things that I have advocated that would help."
-2/18/91
"Your dedication and tireless work with the hostage thing, with Central America, really give me cause for great pride in you and thanks. Get some turkey, George Bush."
-- Vice President George Bush in a written expression of gratitude to Oliver North, circa Thanksgiving 1985. Read by North during his interview with Ted Koppel on "Nightline," 10/22/91
"I don't want to just sit here blaming Congress. I mean, we're all in this together." --President Bush, 11/20/91 to news anchor Bill Stuart of KCNC-TV, Denver.
"I think the Congress should be blamed." --several minutes later, to Warner Saunders of WMAQ-TV, Chicago.
"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't hit his tail on the ground. 'If.' Too hypothetical."
"And let me say in conclusion, thanks for the kids. I learned an awful lot about bathtub toys-- about how to work the telephone. One guy knows- several of them know their own phone numbers- preparation to go to the dentist. A lot of things I'd forgotten. So it's been a good day."
- January 21, at aHead Start center in Catonsville, Maryland
"The guy over there at Pease - a woman actually - she said something about a country-western song about the train, a light at the end of the tunnel... I only hope it's not a train coming the other way. Well, I said to her, well, I'm a country music fan. I love it, always have. Doesn't fit the mold of some of the columnists, I might add, but nevertheless - of what they think I ought to fit in, but I love it. You should have been with me at the c.m.a. awards at Nashville. But nevertheless, I said to them there's another one that the Nitty Ditty Nitty Gritty Great Bird - and it says if you want to see a rainbow you've got to stand a little rain. We've had a little rain. New Hampshire has had too much rain."
"And so I do understand New Hampshire because I have this wonderfully warm feeling that New Hampshire feels exactly the way we do on these questions of family values and faith. Somebody said to me, we prayed for you over there. That was not just because I threw up on the Prime Minister of Japan, either. Where was he when I needed him? I said, let me tell you something. And I say this - I don't know whether any ministers from the episcopal church are here - I hope so. But I said to him this: You're on to something here. You cannot be President of the United States if you don't have faith. It's been great. I'll go back to Washington all fired up for tomorrow and tackle the President or the Prime Minister of this or the Governor of that coming in. But I'll have this heartbeat..."
"You're burning up time. The meter is running through the sand on you and I am now fillibustering."
"I see this glass not half-empty, but half-full and more."
cicerone imposter wrote:LSM, If you really want funny sayings, try George W Bush.
Naw, you're all doing George, I'll stick with others. BTW-I have quoted, Carter, Johnson, & Carville as well. Why is it that you only see the Clinton ones?
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only people that teach our children"
AL Gore
"Democrats understand the bondage between mother & child"
Al gore
"I'm not going to have some reporter pawing through our papers, WE are the president"
Hillary Clinton
