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A woman's fingernails digging into your back hurts.

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 04:49 pm
shewolfnm wrote:

bella's pregnant..


Bella's pregnant?

That's great news!!

How come I wasn't personally informed?

<sulks off, sucking thumb>
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 04:50 pm
Lash wrote:
Not necessarily.

I bit a hole in a guy's shoulder (not on purpose. I thought I was biting his leather jacket--I'm getting horny thinking about it--that's funny, I almost never get horny any more <riotous>) and he didn't say a word because he thought I liked biting.

He lost flesh and blood.

Not a sound.

But, obviously, you can be so transported by what you're feeling, you don't know you're drawing blood.

I had to bite something. Wink


Jesus Lash. Remind me never to have sex with you.
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 04:51 pm
Count on it.

Wink
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 04:54 pm
Yeah Bella, is that for real? Thought it was a wind up. Congratulations.

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 04:57 pm
Kicky, this wounding would indicate that you were actually facing one another.

Is that how you do it in America?

How quaint!

Tell me, as I'm curious, if you were both facing inwards during the abominable act, how did you manage to employ the riding crop?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 05:07 pm
Yes we did do it facing each other during this particular carnal voyage. I went sans riding crop as well, Ellpus, but if it makes you feel any better, I did use a pair of matching spatulas to great and spectacular effect.

So let me ask you this, people. If a woman is digging their nails into your body, to the point of bleeding, is it alright to assume that she wouldn't mind a good vigorous ass-spanking?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 05:08 pm
actually, kicky just paid a crack head to scratch him while masturbating to that brittney beaver shot I emailed him.....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 05:10 pm
Kicky's cat has long claws.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 05:11 pm
Yeah, but if I smear tuna on my dick, he cleans it up real nice.
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 05:12 pm
Kicky likes it rough.

I say if she draws blood, she's in for the wild stuff.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 05:20 pm
Lash wrote:
Kicky likes it rough.


Only up to a certain point. Puncture wounds is about where I draw the line. Then again...

Quote:
I say if she draws blood, she's in for the wild stuff.


That sounds interesting.
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 05:39 pm
Please tell us all about it in detail. I'm working completely from memory....

I'm getting nibbles but not yet interested in the mins/boys (!) who are interested in me.

I will regale everyone with my next sexual encounter.

If I ever have another one.

Wink

(The young guy at work is looking more attractive with every passing day... ha)

And you will never guess what I did two nights ago.
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 05:41 pm
kickycan wrote:
Only up to a certain point. Puncture wounds is about where I draw the line.

Did you say, "OW!"

Very Happy Laughing
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 05:51 pm
I don't even talk to a girl unless I'm sure she bites her nails.




I don't need any confidence or self-assurance throwing me off my game.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 06:02 pm
Lash wrote:
Please tell us all about it in detail. I'm working completely from memory....

I'm getting nibbles but not yet interested in the mins/boys (!) who are interested in me.

I will regale everyone with my next sexual encounter.

If I ever have another one.

Wink

(The young guy at work is looking more attractive with every passing day... ha)

And you will never guess what I did two nights ago.


Tell me what you did two nights ago and maybe I'll tell you some details.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 06:07 pm
Lash wrote:
kickycan wrote:
Only up to a certain point. Puncture wounds is about where I draw the line.

Did you say, "OW!"

Very Happy Laughing


Of course not. I'm a MAN, dammit! But in my head I was like, "ouchouchohf-ckthatHURTSsomuchouchouch..."
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 06:10 pm
Well. It's not about sex. But, it was funny. OK to me.

I (clears throat) got some buds from a friend and at one point was (ahem) "ridin' dirty" and got wasted.

I giggled all night. No one would believe it. I was horrified I'd get in a wreck or mugged or killed in some random way and the cops would intone to my children, "Your mother was crunk when she died."

(Still laughing)

I'm going home to smoke some more. It made me happy.

I was riding around with a homie singing that we were "ridin dirty."

I was so proud of myself. Next, I plan to hunt a sex partner.

(Expels shell from rifle with brisk motion) Very Happy
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 06:14 pm
Did you ever "date" the prostitute you were eyeing, kicky?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 06:18 pm
Ha! That is funny. And the use of the word "crunk" is very impressive.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 06:23 pm
Nope, never did the hooker. Catholic guilt gets embedded deep. Almost as deep as a sharp fingernail digging into the flesh of a lover...
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