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Mon 4 Dec, 2006 02:36 pm
Sure, you have all these cool scratches and bloody crescent-shaped wounds on your back to prove that you are a bad motherf---er in bed, but what about the possibility of infection!? Have you ever thought about that!?
Plus, no matter how caught up in the moment you are, ten sharp fingernails puncturing your skin and then digging in HURTS! Why can't these women learn to just grab us men by the scrotum and twist really hard, like normal people?
Infection?
Uh, women wash their hands after peeing... men dont
infection my ass..
scrrrratch
So you're a scratcher then I assume?
shewolfnm wrote:
wait a minute
you got laid?
Never. I'm a virgin. I read romance novels.
Never. As I just stated, I read romance novels.
hold on a second...
Kicky is getting some
and
bella's pregnant..
ohhh my ...... theres a board for the rumor mill..
shewolfnm wrote:OH MY GOD
kicky got laid.........
this
this
this is ......
MONUMENTAL
Yeah, I got your monument right HERE.
Seriously, do guys actually like this painful act!? I mean, yeah, I've had the scratching of the back treatment before, but never this digging deep into the flesh with long nails. I imagine this is what a rabbit feels like as it's being snatched up in a hawk's talons.
shewolfnm wrote:hold on a second...
Kicky is getting some
and
bella's pregnant..
ohhh my ...... theres a board for the rumor mill..
dammit...
That's twice now shewolf!!
Quit outing me!
ok ok
sh8it
ill keep my damn mouth shut
I have heard that people actually LIKE the scratching stuff....
Yeah, those people are teenage boys who see them as a badge of honor. I got nothing to prove. Keep your nails out of my body! Yeah, I can see a good smack on the ass and a little bit of scratching, but when actual holes are being made in my skin, that's too much!
Our first ultrasound.
If you look really hard, you can see the resembalance already.
UltraSound
Kicky didn't get laid recently, he's just re-living memories from that non-white prostitute in Harlem.
I've never really had a hard scratcher. Maybe the women I've banged have ESP and know I would punch them in the mouth if they broke skin.
Or they really weren't into it.
Bella Dea wrote:Our first ultrasound.
If you look really hard, you can see the resembalance already.
UltraSound
Cute kid. Also, I heard smoking in the womb is good for your immune system.
Re: A woman's fingernails digging into your back hurts.
kickycan wrote:Sure, you have all these cool scratches and bloody crescent-shaped wounds on your back to prove that you are a bad motherf---er in bed, but what about the possibility of infection!? Have you ever thought about that!?
Plus, no matter how caught up in the moment you are, ten sharp fingernails puncturing your skin and then digging in HURTS! Why can't these women learn to just grab us men by the scrotum and twist really hard, like normal people?
Women only do that to make you think they are having a good time.
Not necessarily.
I bit a hole in a guy's shoulder (not on purpose. I thought I was biting his leather jacket--I'm getting horny thinking about it--that's funny, I almost never get horny any more <riotous laughter>) and he didn't say a word because he thought I liked biting.
He lost flesh and blood.
Not a sound.
But, obviously, you can be so transported by what you're feeling, you don't know you're drawing blood.
I had to bite
something. 
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