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Wow. The human brain at work.

I've seen something like it, though. My own dog delivered a bunch of bone powder to his own distal colon and rectum (via the more conventional oral route, or course), where it concreted into a series of hard masses. It was a good deal more traumatic than the case described in that link, though, as it involved about 14 inches of large bowel.






Kinda makes me want to work in an ER, though, just to meet some freaky people...

Cement? ...and the patient began to complain four years later!

4 years?

No poop, no live.




In fact, it was 4 hours.

he was such a hard ass

Oops I need glasses

You think when he went up to the desk and said, "My ass is full of cement," the nurse behind the partition misheard and said, "So?"

What's with the shock?


They have great vibrators for men (well, I ASSUME they must be great, since I suppose if they continue to be sold, they must work) with lots of little bally thingies spaced out on a sort of flexible stalk.


And...guess what?


They're attached to a handle...so they (presumably) can't get stuck up your bum.

Nah...and it would have been all over the hospital in a heartbeat, and everyone who could would have gone to gawk at the weirdo.


Medical people are shameless about these things.

the shock was at the stupidity of someone pouring concrete in their bum side...


that could have killed him



but he tried to get off on it..



(shaking head)
natural selection.. at its finest

You know that insulation they spray into wall spaces that rapidly expands into a foam and thence to a solid mass?

Potential for disaster there, I think.

Did you click the link?

I mean, desperately horny men sticking something up their own ass - ok. But an anema? Pouring concrete into it?

And it was one guy doing it to the other - like, two people there. Doing something really stupid to yourself is one thing, but doing this to your lover, when you can pretty well guess it could kill him?

Well, I guess there's other things lover do to each other that can kill you, in the harshest parts of the SM scene..

That kinda makes me sad. The other stuff is just stupid (a lightbulb? Wasnt there something more solid in the house?), but this is just kinda... weirdly cruel.

<shakes it off>

The write-down was curious though, because unlike with the wholly sanguine lightbulb case description, in this description you can pretty much feel the disturbed bafflement of the doctors in it. "The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined."...