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Tell me all you know about sex toys.

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:39 pm
Nice snath.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:40 pm
You have to be careful where you insert your remarks, pdog.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:42 pm
Hotcha, hotcha!! puuurrrr.....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:43 pm
Where do you want me to put it, gus?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 08:40 pm
I have some nice fuzzy bunny slippers on..


could be nice hand puppets. heh


I wonder what ever happened to that site that sold clothing and other little stick on stuff for penis ? Peni?
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 08:58 pm
Quote:
little stick on stuff for penis


Well, as long as they're not iron-ons!
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martybarker
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 08:58 pm
Oh my gosh, this thread has gotton a lot of attention in just one day! Have to admit I just got caught up and had a good chuckle! Are you sure that thing is a butterfly, it looks more like a bumble bee to me, ya know, I'm sure it buzzes too.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 09:25 pm
well..



uhh..



yer' jus gonna have to take my word for it..

Its a butterfly.. Embarrassed
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 09:50 pm
You sure it's not a butt-to-fly?
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Treya
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 09:53 pm
martybarker wrote:
Oh my gosh, this thread has gotton a lot of attention in just one day! Have to admit I just got caught up and had a good chuckle! Are you sure that thing is a butterfly, it looks more like a bumble bee to me, ya know, I'm sure it buzzes too.


Ha! I was thinking exactly the same thing marty!
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martybarker
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 11:07 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
well..



uhh..



yer' jus gonna have to take my word for it..

Its a butterfly.. Embarrassed


So, how much do they retail?? Razz Razz
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martybarker
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 12:08 am
I may have mentioned this in another post...but I have a file of interesting xrays from previous jobs(pt names of course deleted)
Most of these involving foreign objects stuck in male patients rectums.
And yes, I have one of a vibrator that was inserted a little to far and the guy was unable to retrieve it himself. Funny, there is a little blurring as it was running. Laughing Shocked
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 08:22 am
I remember, working in nursing homes, we would sometimes find weird things in odd parts of peoples bodies.

Barbie dolls, pens, baby wipes.


One time , this woman had a roll... a thick roll ......of paper towels stuffed just inside her vagina.

She came from the depression era, and actually acknowledged " hiding" and storing things...

She would always have tons of paper towels, toilet paper, kleenex and sometimes q-tips, hidden all over her room . It was so bad that we would have to empty her room once every other day to keep the silverfish and ants out, and to restock our wing.
At times she would even throw out her clothes to make room for toilet paper..


I guess she just ran out of room that day
Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 08:29 am
martybarker wrote:
I may have mentioned this in another post...but I have a file of interesting xrays from previous jobs(pt names of course deleted)
Most of these involving foreign objects stuck in male patients rectums.
And yes, I have one of a vibrator that was inserted a little to far and the guy was unable to retrieve it himself. Funny, there is a little blurring as it was running. Laughing Shocked


That remains one of the more memorable weekends of my life.

Happy days.......
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martybarker
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 12:04 am
It's one thing to go to the ER with a 6 year old with a marble stuck up his nose than a middle aged man explaining how he accidentally slipped in the shower and somehow landed right on a bottle of old spice.
One hopes that lessons are learned.
I wonder if that butterfly is FDA approved? Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 02:30 am
Lightbulbs.

Why do men put lightbulbs up their bums?


Come into ER with them reasonably often, they do.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 06:44 am
dlowan wrote:
Lightbulbs.

Why do men put lightbulbs up their bums?


Come into ER with them reasonably often, they do.


Laughing

Removal of 100-Watt Electric Bulb from Rectum
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 07:08 am
A baseball??!!!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 07:10 am
why do people put odd things in their asses anyway???

just go buy a dildo..


sheeeesssh
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 07:18 am
OH MY GOD Shocked
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