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Tell me all you know about sex toys.

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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:14 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
that thing looks .............. interesting.......... Embarrassed



I dont see anything wrong with toys, and I think they can make things .. fun



espically remote control ones..



Shocked It almost looks lethal Razz


Leave it to kinkycan...sorry, I mean kickycan, to come up with that pic.
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Treya
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:18 pm
Well... no stories to tell here. Sorry Kicky. I was smiling at remembering the "What about BOB" thread I started back in March when I was first thinking about sex toys. My ex-fling did buy me a vibrator as a gift though because I was just too shy to go buy one myself. We toyed around with it a little. The whole thing is actually kind of awkward for me though even still. I might talk a big game sometimes but the truth is, when it comes right down to it, I am really quite inexperienced in the bedroom.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:18 pm
Well.. just LOOK at that thing..

It hits all the good stuff in one swoop....





>whew

Im sweating just thinking about it.. Embarrassed
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:34 pm
Now there's a savvy shopper.






Might spoil the neophyte, though.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:36 pm
kickycan wrote:
So nimh, you're a worldly guy...

Me? I'm still trying to figure out that thing you posted... is it for use on someone else? Looks awkward to use on yourself - I mean, even assuming you're actually a woman <cough>.

Also, that thing - like, the main feature, so to say - is it really, like, oddly long and thin - I mean, comparatively speaking - or does it just look that way to me because my own is as thick as a treetrunk but as short as a clitoris?
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Treya
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:54 pm
Shocked
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:55 pm
Hey Nimh..













wanna..... you know.............








uhh






go some where sometime? Cool
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:55 pm
Re: Tell me all you know about sex toys.
Edit [Moderator]: Image converted to Link
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/assets/product_images/0508.jpg



do I need to explain how this works?

Cool
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:57 pm
Seems perfectly obvious to me.





Though it did take me this long to figure out that its some sort of bug...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:58 pm
they are called butterflies.


For some reason, sex toys named after animals/bugs.. are a hit..
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Treya
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:01 pm
Ahem... it looks like they didn't miss any possible stimulation point on that thing... :wink:
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:03 pm
Next time I hear a low noise on the bus that I can't quite place I'm gonna think of flutterbys...
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:05 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Hey Nimh..













wanna..... you know.............








uhh






go some where sometime? Cool


Hhhmmmmm




Wel strue




I may not know yet how a thing like that works



but my charm is



Id be curious to be taught....
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:10 pm
Hey!

Why is this thing in "Humor"?

It obviously should be in Marriage & Relationships...



Cos its gonna be the beginning of a beautiful relationship..
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Treya
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:17 pm
Well that butterfly looks pretty complex to me. I liked the looks of the jackrabbit much better.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:27 pm
I once looked up a site about sex toys. But I was disappointed that there was no mention of hand puppets.

Hmmm....I guess there are some fantasies I should just keep to myself...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:29 pm
I use this particular sex toy quite often...

http://www.scythesupply.com/images/Outfitnew1.jpg

The snath and the tang, if worked it perfect harmony with the chine, has left many a woman quivering in post-orgasmic delight on the Ratzenhofer bed.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:30 pm
Stray Cat wrote:
I once looked up a site about sex toys. But I was disappointed that there was no mention of hand puppets.

Hmmm....I guess there are some fantasies I should just keep to myself...


Laughing
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:33 pm
:wink:
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:34 pm
Someone tell Stray Cat that I have I have sent her a sex puppet. It should be arriving shortly...

http://www.humorgazette.com/images/bob-toon-puppet.jpg
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