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A somewhat odd discussion. . . .

 
 
BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 12:17 am
He said bum steer.
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stuh505
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 12:27 am
gus the woman who pops your rocks is going to be surprised by a nice gem ;p hope you know what I'm talking about...
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 12:41 am
Girls could try gold bond on their chest nuts.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 01:00 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
dlowan wrote:
nimh wrote:
Here's another thing I dont understand. At some point, this guy shows up who dont know what Gold Bond cream is, and they mock him for probably having small balls.

I mean, whats that all about? Large testicles, what girl you gonna impress with that? Only make your dick look small, I'm guessing. And its not like they're pretty.

I need some explanation here. Girls - do large testicles make you hot? (I mean, not on you, obviously...)



I have only actually encountered three sets of balls that did anything for me at all, and that was to do with colour, texture, and shape.


Not size.


Let me guess. Green, gritty, and triangular?



Nope, nope and nope.



BlaiseDaley wrote:
He said bum steer.



So, it appears to have escaped your attention, did you.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 10:45 am
ossobuco wrote:
if I remember correctly. I think there is a mechanism by which talc can get to the cervix besides the woman's use of it for personal comfort or hygiene.



Yeah, from mens talcy balls.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Dec, 2006 02:19 am
I can't believe I missed such an informative and important thread.

You know, I hate when my sack sticks to my leg. I love my balls, and try to treat them with the utmost care. I keep them shaved as smooth as eggs all the time. I even sing Argentinian folk songs while I shave them each morning and night in the shower, because I believe the singing helps them (my testicles) recall a certain nanny of Argentinian descent from my childhood who bathed me as an infant, and is thus soothing to them. That's how much I care about the little guys.

And after each shave, while I lovingly apply the lotions and rich scented oils to my testicles, I think of the next wonderful woman who will joyfully taste of my gentle sack-apples. It is for this woman that I willingly do these things.

But in all my years, I still have never powdered my balls. Have I thought of it? Yes. Have I come home from a day of b-ball wishing I could slap a handful of Gold Bond on my sweaty nut sack without remorse or fear of reprisal? Hell yes. But I don't. I can't. I won't do it until I hear some serious answers to the following questions.

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Is their an odor to this "nutt powder"? I mean let say I have a hot date right after I go running and I use the powder...will she obviously know that its there by the smell? Has anyone taste tested it to make sure a chick can teabag ya without getting ill? I think these are things we should discuss....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Dec, 2006 03:21 am
You men are starting to frighten me.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 10 Dec, 2006 03:45 am
Don't worry, not all men are that way...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Dec, 2006 04:06 am
Francis wrote:
Don't worry, not all men are that way...


So.....you don't read to your gonads?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 10 Dec, 2006 04:40 am
Yeah, but I keep them under control...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 10 Dec, 2006 07:14 am
dlowan wrote:
You men are starting to frighten me.


Not to worry, Deb. It's just Kicky. Kicky being kicky, as it were.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Dec, 2006 07:32 am
Francis wrote:
Yeah, but I keep them under control...


By what means?


Merry Andrew wrote:
dlowan wrote:
You men are starting to frighten me.


Not to worry, Deb. It's just Kicky. Kicky being kicky, as it were.



He's a man, isn't he?


So...you don't do weird stuff with your balls?

Is this because you guys are French and Latvian?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 10 Dec, 2006 08:03 am
Yes.

As a gentleman of Polish descent, I only apply the occasional polish. Naturally.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 10 Dec, 2006 09:37 am
dlowan wrote:
Francis wrote:
Yeah, but I keep them under control...


By what means?


Power of mind, but when it is not sufficient, one can look pictures like this:


http://capri.dk/galleri/data/media/7/g-string.jpg



dlowan wrote:
So...you don't do weird stuff with your balls?


Should we?
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