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A somewhat odd discussion. . . .

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:35 pm
I am powdering mine as we speak, shewolf.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:40 pm
isnt corn starch something you use to bread chicken?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:41 pm
No, it is used for choking chickens.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:41 pm
> watching little gnomes with icy hands trot to gus' crotch <
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:44 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
isnt corn starch something you use to bread chicken?



damn girl....that's corn flakes.




corn starch is for your nads and thickening up you sauces.

well, I guess one would lead to the other.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:45 pm
Chai Tea wrote:


corn starch is for your nads and thickening up you sauces.



so, if i want to stop slipping off smooth surfaces, just slap on some gold bond?
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:47 pm
Yeah.

and from what I hear, it'll make your hoo haa all tingly, like you're Snow White and the 7 Dwarves just got home.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:50 pm
**** that fantasy character ****


I want it to feel like 20 construction workers with jack hammers on over drive..
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:53 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
i see......(taking notes)

(raising hand)

is there going to be a test on this later?

Yes, you should be studying up.

It's part of the new A2K site to know these kinds of things. Otherwise, one might get booted off.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:54 pm
oh dear....then it sounds like you'll be needing some concrete mix and a toilet plunger.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:54 pm
So... who'd the boss tell us to find? Shewolf? Oh... there she is!

Let's get to work, boys.

http://www.revi.com/photos/d_jackhammers.jpg
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 01:56 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
ok

so, since the beginning of this thread

whos powdered their nuts?

Well, I don't know about this powdering business, but I've sure been cracking them!

http://www.kitchenkitchen.com/scstore/images/Cracker.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 03:37 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
i see......(taking notes)

(raising hand)

is there going to be a test on this later?

No, but there will be an exam.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 03:50 pm
Careful with the nut powder, gus. They only get so big before the split open.



http://www.grand-illusions.com/images/articles/articles/puzzle_nut/mainimage.jpg
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 05:12 pm
I don't know what it is, but since starting to read this thread I'm getting the uncontrollable urge to go look in my medicie cabinet and see if there's any talcum powder there. You know -- a little talcum is always walcum.
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 05:19 pm
DrewDad wrote:
I think this is deserving of a new social class. White collar, blue collar, and yellow bottle.

Razz

Id never even heard of this stuff...

Though I see noone here has tackled Remy E. LeBeau's succinctly-put relevant question:

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Is their an odor to this "nutt powder"? I mean let say I have a hot date right after I go running and I use the powder...will she obviously know that its there by the smell? Has anyone taste tested it to make sure a chick can teabag ya without getting ill? I think these are things we should discuss....
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 05:44 pm
I feel like I accidentally barged into a gathering of some weird alien tribe.. who are these people?!

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One time I couldn't find it and I had to get the Shower-to-Shower powder... not the same. My balls were like "*** is this?"


Note that homeboy is calling the other guy weird:

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Minty Sack? d00d its not like a mentos commercial where she'll be all smiles....its gonna taste like a rosin bag (sp).....how about you lick your own balls and let us know....weirdo....


Who knew?:

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I believe the Blue Bottle is actually GB Medicated FOOT powder which probably explains the intense medicated gnomes on crack that pound your nuts when you apply it to your crotch rather than your FEET.... but I'd have to admit, I rather enjoy that sensation.


Good question:

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what section is this stuff in? The balls/foot section?


I see that the cornstarch question has been addressed:

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What are you baking a cake? Put a little flour, sugar and a couple eggs and you could make some nut cookies down there.

cornstarch... jesus.


Because gorillas are so, like... gay:

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my guerillas in the mist need some pixie dust...


They've got it all. There's sadomasochism:

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I decided to Green Bottle it today for the first time.....d00d it was like testicular suicide....my junk was sooooooooo mad at me for doing it....but they do feel quite good now....


And family values:

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I was telling my dad about this at our fathers day lunch and hes like ooo ya I already do that. only he uses brand name product. The he said he had to start because he was getting fat rashes from all the sagging skin. I had to stop eatting.


It takes a village, is what I'm sayin':

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That was the sensation I was looking for. Now I am sitting in front my 'puter nekked with tingly sensation betweenst my legs.

Thank you, NASIOC, and thank you GoldBond!


But the sig line award goes to:

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Step up to the green and stay there. Yellow is for pussies, and Blue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner.


Welcome to the North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club.

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 06:06 pm
Speaking of Subarus, how did they become the unofficial vehicle of the butch dyke?
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 06:13 pm
nimh wrote:
I feel like I accidentally barged into a gathering of some weird alien tribe.. who are these people?!



Exactly the feeling I was getting, so I left-- I felt like they'd sense an interloper was there if I kept reading...so thanks for that highlights clip show you put together. Very interesting! Confused
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 06:23 pm
I happen to like my Sweaty Balls.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m00sswKKyTI
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