@Tai Chi,
Great post! Very good news for a job that sounds perfect for the Mr. - talk about made to order.
Laundramats - ay chihuahua. I lived via laundramat for a bunch of years both long ago and fairly recently and would have periodic strikes where I washed everything in the bathtub (a different ordeal), but that takes having a bathtub in the first place, which I luckily did. Well, wait, I lied - before either of those times, living in the old eagles lodge, no bathtub or shower, much less washer and dryer. The good news there was that I had friends to mooch laundry facilities off of.
Deer - I've lived in deerville but was always lucky as a driver.