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Please! Somebody say something politically incorrect!

 
 
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 04:07 pm
cav, Some years ago, teenagers used to put cats into microwave ovens in this country, and it wasn't for eating. c.i.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 04:09 pm
Frogs get microwaved in my parts.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 04:10 pm
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........

Sadly, to the detriment of scholarship and the comfortable afterlives of them wot done it, many a wee atom of Egyptian cat mummy lies a livening up of the dank English country-side, since the poor wee things were stolen from Egypt and ground up as fertilizer, so they were, maiow, miaow - let us hope there IS a vengeful Cat Goddess!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 04:11 pm
CI!!!


Please!!! That will give me nightmares for months!!!

Stop such stories, please!
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 04:17 pm
<funna>
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 04:27 pm
Pardon?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 04:46 pm
I didn't say "wabbit>" c.i.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 05:08 pm
Sofia, cats were regularily tied up in sacks and drowned in medieval Europe as they were considered to be witches' familiars, and tools of the devil. Strange...the meows are not so loud underwater, heh.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 05:13 pm
I love black cats the best
I will walk under a ladder, on purpose
I will walk on cracks in the sidewalk, on purpose
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satt fs
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Is there any link betwee the Black Death and the reduction of the population of cute black cats in the medieval Europe?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 06:54 pm
There might be satt, but I have no reference for that.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 08:03 pm
Cats do seem to be witchy-like...
What are they thinking.

Why are their eyes reptillian?

Evil, I tell you!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 08:15 pm
Yes.

More cats = less plague.

Because more cats = less plague vector (rat and human flea)
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 08:49 pm
Cats are in fact descended from crocodiles, that explains the slit-eyes. Rabbits are descended from................... hmm, better check the biology textbook for some of the lowest multi-cellular creatures. Get back to ya.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 08:53 pm
Furry snakes. I knew it!
They're slithery and scary! And cold-blooded!


<except Rae's cat, of course>




The first Bunny---Earzilla--was brought to life from a test tube of smegma.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 08:56 pm
And Klingons?


(I shall ignore the Earzilla remark.)
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 09:03 pm
Little known history - Operation Cat Drop
Little known history - Operation Cat Drop

Quote:
In the early 1950s, the Dayak people of Borneo suffered from malaria. The World Health Organization had a solution: it sprayed large amounts of DDT to kill the mosquitoes that carried the malaria. The mosquitoes died; the malaria declined; so far, so good. But there were side effects. Among the first was that the roofs of people's houses began to fall down on their heads. It seemed that the DDT was also killing a parasitic wasp that had previously controlled thatch-eating caterpillars. Worse, the DDT-poisoned insects were eaten by geckos, which were eaten by cats. The cats started to die, the rats flourished, and the people were threatened by potential outbreaks of typhus and plague. To cope with these problems, which it had itself created, the World Health Organization was obliged to parachute 14,000 live cats into Borneo.



Right! The first one who starts going on about Dayaks and pussies will get a smack in the head!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 09:09 pm
LOL!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 09:11 pm
Well, that story reinforces my feelings about the WHO travel ban on Toronto....
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2003 09:16 pm
Parachuting cats.
I'm sure they loved that.

LAUGHING MANIACALLY!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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