The Vagina Monologues.

Could be patiodog, but he's dead now, so we shall never know for sure Nice interperetation, I might add...

Pdog - I thought it was a bull mastiff! Not a pug.... and, I agree with your orgasmic conclusions.

definitely a pug...too small for a mastiff....

Hmmm, maybe it a pug, or the guy was playing with depth of field.

It would have been one big boat....also, the colouring of the dog, and the fact that pugs were quite popular when that painting was done, so, a pug, methinks.

cav - ever seena bull mastiff? Smaller and a little more stocky than a mastiff. And, their coloring looks a lot like a pug. But, you're right all the same.

A woman doctor researcher has recently greatly expanded anatomical knowledge of the area - sadly I read this article a while back and cannot give a cite - discovering a far more extensive physical largesse than previously held to exist - hence my comment about size! LOL.



It my well be that G spot anatomy and its connections ARE well known - I actually cannot imagine, from what I DO "know" (personal research and the so-called "certainties" of physical science being equally lacking, I believe, since today's fact is tomorrow's discredited theory) the situation would be much as I describe.

We watch the Westminster dog show every year, and the bull mastiff is indeed a handsome dog.

He probably tried having the pug swimming behind the boat, but it just wasn't working out for him: it put all the action at the back of the frame. (Anway, everythings open to begin with. It closes up -- or no -- in the womb...)

Apropos of... many years ago in Europe, it was believed that -- cripes, can't remember if it was the sperm of the egg; I think they thought it was the sperm -- that the sperm contained a tiny but fully-developed fetus in the head, which in turn contained sperm with their own tiny developed fetii in their heads, which in turn... An infinite regress. There's a bizarre ink-drawing from the 17th or 18th century with a little human being folded up in the head of a sperm.

They had no way of knowing it, but they weren't too far wrong -- for aphids. A female aphid hatches with fertilized and developed eggs inside her, and inside those embryos (technically not an embryo, I think, since it's not an amniotic egg, but screw semantics) are more fertilized eggs. This is one of the reasons aphids reproduce so rapidly.

I somethimes have occasion to see a bullmastiff bitch named Lucy. Very sweet girl.

homunculi...

(damn it, that pug be at the bow, not the stern.)

Aphids have two distinct reproductive generations - asexual and sexual.

very interesting for a bunch of little green suckers.

and they get farmed by ants.

like cows.

but i digress....

Orgasmic conclusion? Must think of Seinfeld episode about 'the swirl' when it comes to that. Better go to work, occupy my mind with something a bit removed from what these threads became.

Oh, cool about the aphids.

Did you know that a baby girl has all of her eggs at birth? They don't like, develop over time.

Another egg/sperm tidbit -- it was long thought that the sperm muscled their way into the egg, so to speak. Evidently the egg is in fact much more proactive, kinda grabbing the sperm and then absorbing it. Give the guys another thing to have bad dreams about, along with the vagina dentata.

heehee - like the huge breast in one of Woody Allen's films!

Vagina Dentata, I love that band!

From Biology (6th Edition), Campbell et al:


I find receptors much less frightening than teeth, thanks; nothing in the text about how "proactive" these receptors might be...

Err ... that boat doesn't look too ... healthy ...

not enough yoghurt, perhaps ;-)

well, you look around the web for a woman in a boat. There was a little old lady from India, a woman in a boat in china with one of those cone hats which seemed particularly anatomically representative, but you couldn't really tell she was a woman.