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Why do you masturbate?

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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:14 pm
...not me Embarrassed

not today,

nor any other, not me, no way...
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:16 pm
you know what that bouncing heart is just about the same size and shape as?......
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xguymontagx
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:16 pm
does any one know where i have seen this quote before:

occasionally a woman is a good susbstitute for masturbation.

I can't remember where I've read it.

this thread should almost be in the humor section.

and I'd be lying if I said I didn't masturbate three times today.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:17 pm
So you're what? 16?
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xguymontagx
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:21 pm
were you talking to me?

no I'm overseas and sex is strictly against the rules.

I don't do it that many times every day.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:26 pm
xguymontagx wrote:
were you talking to me?



Well, I don't see nobody else here, so you must be talking to me.

http://dominique.zanellato.free.fr/IMAGES/TAXI%20DRIVER3.jpg
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:28 pm
xguymontagx

...so what days do you do it that many times then? Wednesdays... Sundays?

chai tea
Quote:
you know what that bouncing heart is just about the same size and shape as?......


...didn't think anyone would spot my bouncing clitoris - well done girl!
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xguymontagx
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:28 pm
that's was hilarious....I'm still laughing as i type this,...


how long have you been saving that picture for the right moment to use it?
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:31 pm
xguymontagx wrote:
that's was hilarious....I'm still laughing as i type this,...


how long have you been saving that picture for the right moment to use it?




ah, the magic of google images.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:31 pm
chai, your Bobby post made me laugh and I sprayed my tea on the keyboard and scared the cat! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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xguymontagx
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:31 pm
well sunday is a slow day here so I have more time and energy....every other day maybe 1-2 times.

usually I do right before I go to sleep.

often first thing when I wake up.

sometimes in the morning shower.

say stop when I've given enough detial Very Happy
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:32 pm
...carry on...

photos?
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xguymontagx
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:35 pm
yeah sometimes I look at pictures :wink:

I actually have a couple of ex-girlfriends I think of often.

one who broke up with me.

the other I broke up which I sometime regret doing.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:35 pm
do you ever do it when you're on hold with like the credit card company or phone or cable company or something?

That can get so boring waiting.
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xguymontagx
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:37 pm
yes once or twice actually.

I've also done it over the phone.


I love phone sex.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:37 pm
chai, just have to say that I looked at it again, just to laugh! And my nose is still tickly where tea came down!

...now I can't concentrate on my masturbation session Twisted Evil

you can't giggle and orgasm at the same time, it's like sneezing with your eyes open!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:39 pm
xguymontagx

NO! I meant photos of you...

PM me for my number :wink:
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:42 pm
uh huh, uh huh, okay (jotting in notebook)

how about in your car, when there's one of those really long freight trains going by?
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xguymontagx
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:43 pm
sorry they won't let me PM yet.

maybe I'll send you a message to hotmail. :wink:
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xguymontagx
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 02:49 pm
never done it in public before....except if you count in the bathroom in high school.
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