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Why do you masturbate?

 
 
Chumly
 
Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 09:00 pm
Well, why do you? Fer me (sometimes) it's the old adage "if yah want something done right, you better do it yourself"!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 09:01 pm
Because it's there.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 09:28 pm
Love the one you're with.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 09:28 pm
I guess we better not talk about your anus then.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 09:38 pm
Yeah ... not really somethin' most folks can get behind.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 09:38 pm
because having an orgasm feels good





and when I want it, i want it
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 10:02 pm
Actually, its not that silly a question - especially if one has a partner one is active with. Does anyone else out there have any conflict sometimes about feeling like you're taking something from your partner if you do it with yourself?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 10:04 pm
hmm..
I do sometimes.
Simply because, after I have had good sex, I dont necessarily want more for a few days.
With the lack of physical feelings , I tend to forget, and push it to the wayside
and that is , in a slight way, taking away from the mister.

but not too much.. Cool
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 10:10 pm
Yeah, that's exactly it. If I "take advantage of myself" (a line I got years ago from a Tom Waits song), then my girl wants to be with me soon after, I don't always feel up to it, and then I wish I hadn't. Because with a partner to me is much more intense release, just to name one thing. It's just convenient with myself, and I don't have much impulse control sometimes...
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Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 10:33 pm
Yup my wife will often interrogate me with the question "when did you play with yourself last?" if she wants sex and I do not.


Woody Allen, in the film "Annie Hall," insisted "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with somebody I love."
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LuckyLad
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jun, 2006 05:36 am
Sometimes it's 2-4 weeks since we last had sex, if I didn't do it myself I wouldn't last 1 min. in bed with wife. Plus the pressure build up would be dangerous! Shocked We'd have to wear eye protection, and I think I'd be able to shoot a hole in the wall. My "boys" are still connected and we use no other birth control.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jun, 2006 06:52 am
Laughing
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Vex86
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jun, 2006 01:16 pm
Simple stress releases would prefer a good massage but eh take what ya can get Rolling Eyes
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jun, 2006 01:31 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
because having an orgasm feels good





and when I want it, i want it


what she said.... and I never turn myself down... anytime anywhere baby....
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jun, 2006 02:28 pm
...because it legnthens my life, reduces stress, helps with depression, releases natural endorphins, keeps my pelvic floor toned, burns calories, helps you sleep...

...and it feels nice :wink:
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jun, 2006 02:57 pm
Mom says God kills a kitten each time I masturbate. So, for me, it's a matter of sadistic pleasure.

'Cause, you know, I hate baby cats.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jun, 2006 02:59 pm
...even if there were any baby cats around...you wouldn't be able to see them, 'cos you would be blind!


...wanker
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jun, 2006 03:01 pm
http://biboz.net/domokun/God-kills-kitten.jpg



please think of the kittens. Crying or Very sad
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jun, 2006 03:02 pm
or the mama cat will get you




http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/1710/ceilingcat3fx.jpg
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jun, 2006 03:10 pm
http://logo.cafepress.com/5/1370.627975.jpg
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