Why do you masturbate?

you're sick cyphercat.

Let me guess, Half mast doesn't get a second date?



( i know you were being serious, but that statement almost made me lose some coffee.. )

Ten percent of people have a bad guage

shewolf

Glad you were amused. If you can't laugh about this subject, something's wrong!

KP

Can't.

Paws won't reach.

last night squinney and I went out for apps and wine at a very nice local Italian restaurant then over to another one for canolis and coffee.

We returned home and she fell asleep in my arms.

I wish this story had a happy ending, but I'm sad to report I slaughtered a kitten in a most forceful way before drifting off myself.

meow baby

You know, some day I'd like to meet you all face to face. I feel like you are all old and dear friends. I dream about the day when we first meet, exchange hugs, raise our glasses together to toast our reunion, share some laughter over a good meal, etc.

But, now, this is what I'm going to have in my head when that day comes.





COMES! I said "COMES." Not cums, you sicko's!

the Who had a vision on the subject



Who, The
Pictures of Lily

I used to wake up in the morning
I used to feel so bad
I got so sick of having sleepless nights
I went and told my dad

He said, 'Son now here's some little something'
And stuck them on my wall
And now my nights ain't quite so lonely
In fact I, I don't feel bad at all

Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night
Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems
Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright

Pictures of Lily
Lily, oh Lily
Lily, oh Lily
Pictures of Lily

And then one day things weren't quite so fine
I fell in love with Lily
I asked my dad where Lily I could find
He said, 'Son, now don't be silly'

'She's been dead since 1929'
Oh, how I cried that night
If only I'd been born in Lily's time
It would have been alright

Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night

For me and Lily are together in my dreams
And I ask you, 'Hey mister, have you ever seen'
'Pictures of Lily?'

Is there anyone who doesn't masturbate?

Well, it's really a matter of egoism. You see, I am quite concerned about the growing worldpopulation.
So when I take the issue in my own hands, and carefully consider the ups and downs of it, I suddenly get this overwhelming feeling of contentment, and I know it's my reward for being so concerned with my fellow men.

Besides, I think the world should be spared the horror of my DNA in the cells of the next generation.

Naj.

najmelliw -------- you sound like you're a really smooth operator. Someone with their finger firmly on the pulse

It didn't come easy... It took years and years of hands-on experience before I became the expert I am today

I think in that regard there are 4 types of people on the panet; those who are too young to get it done, those who are too old, those who are able to handle it and who acknowledge they do, and those who lie about it.

You forgot me, timber.

I fall into "The ones that don't get a chance cause their spouse is so demanding in that department."

jeeze, squinney ... that must be a bear

Anyone ever masturbated while driving or staying over at a guest's home?

I really think there's at least one more category...

Seriously. Not one person? LOL. It used to be taboo to say you did. Now, nobody will say they don't.

Is there anyone who doesn't enjoy it when there's not another person involved?

Last weekend after a long night of drinking, I could tell I wasn't getting any the next morning..she was really hungover. So I just masturbated, got up and went into the shower after. She wasn't happy about that.

I was watching the Family Guy movie, and Peter referred to masturbating using a damn funny term: "firing off some knuckle children."

Hustler rule 112:
those who do, never tell..

bump

so, have many have done the deed today?