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What is your sexual orientation?

 
 
FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:10 am
Maybe -- depends on old guy's personality. I personally would find it very sexy if Gus was naked and reciting poetry.
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:11 am
What's Gus look like?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:13 am
FreeDuck wrote:
I'm with Chai, too. Unless he's naked and reciting poetry. Or naked and saying something brilliant.


I'm wearing socks, whilst reciting The Charge of the Light Brigade. Will that do?
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:14 am
<swoon>
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:18 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
FreeDuck wrote:
I'm with Chai, too. Unless he's naked and reciting poetry. Or naked and saying something brilliant.


I'm wearing socks, whilst reciting The Charge of the Light Brigade. Will that do?


Sounds like you've got "Cold Feet".
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:19 am
y'see....

there's an automatic disclaimer in effect here that if it has anything to do with Lord Ellpus, it's obviously hot.
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:19 am
FreeDuck wrote:
<swoon>


EWWWWwwwwwwwww!
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:20 am
Chai Tea wrote:
y'see....

there's an automatic disclaimer in effect here that if it has anything to do with Lord Ellpus, it's obviously hot.


Hot feet? Shocked
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:22 am
I think a cold nose is a bigger turn-on, than are cold feet.
:wink:
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:23 am
The backside of a man is sexier than the front when naked, IMO.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:25 am
You forgot men who are straight but into all grades of freaky ****.... I feel really left out......
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:25 am
Miller wrote:
Chai Tea wrote:
y'see....

there's an automatic disclaimer in effect here that if it has anything to do with Lord Ellpus, it's obviously hot.


Hot feet? Shocked



WTF are you talking about?

feet?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:33 am
I agree with MMS's earlier comment, that it shouldn't all be out there on display.

There should always be a hint or a tease involved, whether it's men or women.

That's why I'm seldom totally naked, preferring to either wear socks, a string vest, or when I'm feeling a total tease, vivid blue leg warmers.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:40 am
I s'pose anymore I'm mostly nostalgic when it comes to sexual orientation - though I'll say that in over 6 decades I ain't ever noticed anything resembling "The Right Guy".
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George
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:49 am
timberlandko wrote:
I s'pose anymore I'm mostly nostalgic when it comes to sexual orientation - though I'll say that in over 6 decades I ain't ever noticed anything resembling "The Right Guy".


Heh.
Intellitext made "Guy" a link to a site for dating successful single guys.
Maybe he's there, 'Ko.
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:59 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:


That's why I'm seldom totally naked, preferring to either wear socks, a string vest, or when I'm feeling a total tease, vivid blue leg warmers.


Are you a Kid from Fame?
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 10:06 am
Quote:
The backside of a man is sexier than the front when naked, IMO.


Ummmm, makes my lil heart flutter...

From the neck...trailing down his spine..to those hard rippling muscles...moving down to the legs....the shadowed areas...to the crook of their knees......ummm ummm ummm

Then he'd turn around and look like this...

http://www.spicypictures.com/pictures/rubber_man.jpg
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 10:13 am
EEEEEEEEEEK! For God's sake!

Thanks so much, shivers, I'll never get that out of my head now. You're just trying to get more people to need your group therapy thread, aren't you?
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 10:16 am
Jeees, I wasnt expecting that!!

does anybody get the shivers at a mans hands/forearm?
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 10:25 am
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EEEEEEEEEEK! For God's sake!

Thanks so much, shivers, I'll never get that out of my head now. You're just trying to get more people to need your group therapy thread, aren't you?



CypherCat...you'd just do anything for a fork...lol
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