Quote:Why wouldn't I be. It's nutritious and it's cheap.
Are you trying to lose weight, or just trying to eat healthily?
Quote:I wake up in the middle of the night to do No 1s. Usually twice.
That's probably because of the high water content in the lettuce and all that fruit you eat. Unless, as Mathos has stated you're a male of a certain age. If you're a toddler or a tyke as he has stated - you might still have a small bladder and so have to empty it often. If you're a senior citizen as he has stated - you very well may have an enlarged prostate pressing on your bladder.
That must be tough - to never have an uninterrupted night's sleep.
Quote:tranquil heebie-jeebies.
Tranquil heebie-jeebies - wouldn't that be an oxymoron?
Quote:Has Mad Hos abandoned you? He used the word "resigned" rather pointedly I thought.

Yeah, I think "fired" would have been more accurate. Although he never really hired me. I think he was just messing around with that whole writing project thing. Because he takes every opportunity to get angry and put it off. That speaks to lack of motivation in my opinion.
I do miss his funny little stories though.
Quote:Talking about creative writing led me to Anthony Burgess's book You've Had Your Time and I found this-about James Joyce and Finnegan's Wake
"Joyce has a verbal invention exactly one hundred letters long to symbolise thunder--a thundred lettered word ,I called it.The structure appears ten times, though each time with a different lexical content. The counting printers discovered that there were one hundred and one letters in the tenth grumbling peal and wondered if there had been an initial printing error in 1939. But of course Joyce was up to his old symbolic tricks: the total number of thunder letters is one thousand and one, which relates Earwicker's dream to the Arabian Nights. "
Joyce is fascinating, but extremely hard reading and slow going (for me at least). I read
The Dubliners about twenty years ago on the advice of a friend who has since become a Joyce scholar. He's coming over here to do a symposium at the university in Bath in the summer of 2007. I've never taken one of his classes or sat in one and even audited, but his theories on some of Joyce's themes and methods are intriguing and I think I might sit in on one of his lectures when he comes. I've told him I'm going to try to read Finnegan's Wake and maybe reread Dubliners - although the only way I got through it the first time was having John there to translate and explain.
He's a Joyce fanatic - named his two sons James and Stephen.
Quote:Budding writers should remember that their books are first read by experts who have a good idea what they are doing.
I also spotted a bit of Burgess's own neat footwork.
".....fagging on, like Fra Lippo Lippi, at flesh." To symbolise drudgery.
and
"There is an all too palpable male signal of lack of desire which cannot be dissembled."
Umm Spendius - if you're feeling a lack of desire - or as if you're involved in some kind of drudgery - I guess I'd recommend new and more exciting company. I know that always works for me.
I'm sure you can arrange that.
Or it may just be iron-poor blood. How are you meeting your daily protein, iron, and calcium requirements on this fruit and lettuce diet?