Spendi, Is the blow up doll scenario having an effect on your street cred?
My my my, said the spider to the fly. Tell you what Spendi, I'll have a word with Joe and Sam on that worst writing thread. They were giving such a brilliant account of your abnormalities, especially.
I wonder what on earth is going to happen next? Chief Superintendent Mathos could get involved in this you know. What on earth are you doing climbing up that ladder ?
Well not for me to comment really is it? If I were you I'd go quietly, we don't want the riot squad on the scene surely! That would put the cat amongst the pigeons, CS sprays, taiser guns, batons, shields, body armour, big size thirteen feet clomping all over the flower beds and then through the offices. What a deplorable mess they would make.
Chief Superintendent Mathos of course (considers himself poorly paid on his £78,000..00 per annum before tax) would be revelling in it. How on earth would he do a strip search on your doll? Think of the headlines Spendi, he would be in for a commendation; Have you got a name for her by the way, it's not really good etiquette referring to your blow up doll as a blow up doll, you appear to be getting upset about that
Let me know what she is called, it avoids a great deal of embarrassment, doesn't it