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Well,Let's Push The Envelope

 
 
roger
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 12:47 am
Didn't work, Gen. It never has, for me, but I tried again anyway.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 01:06 am
Gen,

Lemme explain your avatar woes Some people can't see my avatar.
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Gen
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 02:04 pm
Well ok then.. lets try this again...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 02:13 pm
I can see your avatar Gen!
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Gen
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 02:31 pm
HOORAY!!! http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/razor_wind/tututtongue4.gif

*leaps for joy!* http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/funny/jump3.gif

Thanks Craven!
http://smilies.crowd9.com/otn/tongue/128.gif
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 04:11 pm
I see the pretty unicorn just fine...now getting back to anal sex...
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Gen
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 04:29 pm
Ok Cav.. What did you want to thrust back in to? What aspect of the subject?
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Gen
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 04:30 pm
OMG Shocked Did I just say THRUST on a topic about Anal sex???? Shocked Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

My bad Exclamation
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 04:41 pm
yes.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 05:34 pm
That was slippery Gen.....probably a good idea.......
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 05:36 pm
Roast Avatar and spring vegs
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Sun 11 May, 2003 07:56 pm
Some facts and figures ... The statistics are true, the visual aids are not.



The Clear Definition: Anal sex can involve one or two people. Either person may act, either person may receive. Using anything.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/finger.jpg



Or if you're Richard Gere ... (ok, ok, all gerbil stories are actually urban legends, no matter who's involved). But if you really want to gere up, please keep your vehicle well-maintained, respect all stop signs, be considerate and safe.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/lube.jpg



I believe in numbers, and personally discovered that 33% of my female partners enjoy receiving anal sex, with little "control" or domination occurring. But my girlfriends tend to be the bookish, nerdy, highly-read literary type.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/cosmo.jpg



I seem to recall that Brazil anal rates are a little high at 42% practicing it, especially when "that time" of month reduces other possibilities. Europe came in second. That's #2 instead of #1. But then this interesting study claims 38% for Brazil, so who's to say? True love is not really a competition is it?
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/fudge.jpg



In the 18th century, another term for anal sex was "navigate the windward passage". Just what DID the three musketeers and Errol Flynn have in common? Even clay pots from thousands of years ago depict the classic pose!
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/salami.jpg



11% of 15 to 19 year olds have had anal sex. And of course, cell phones at school are now all the rage. Coincidence? I think not! Ask them about vibrate mode
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/sprint.jpg



If you live in the U.S., have you had your 2.7 days worth? Of men who date, 29 percent believe their chances of getting sex improve by giving a box of chocolates before the date. Of women, 8 percent agree. True.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/klondike.jpg



For many people, in the end some things are better for sitting on. They're just made that way.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/ikea.jpg




And if some states find out, they could send you back to school for doing it.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/vaseline.jpg
As recently as 1990, these states had laws against heterosexual fellatio, cunnilingus, anal sex and the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2003 04:16 am
ROFL Code !!!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2003 05:13 pm
bravo! or brava! or whatever!
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2003 06:14 pm
hahahahahahaha!
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husker
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2003 06:15 pm
Some of those billboards could be real!! lol
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2003 06:30 pm
Excellent work Code! Very Happy
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 13 May, 2003 10:30 am
I think this thread is running out of spunk, but rather than close it, let's just leave the back door open.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 May, 2003 11:50 am
Until it gets ripped apart by some dick who wants to keep going with it.
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Tue 13 May, 2003 11:17 pm
Hey, what exactly are we doing with the envelope?
Maybe we should rephrase...
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