Well,Let's Push The Envelope

Ditto!

Yeah, a big grrrrrrr on my side too...just exploring attitudes towards the act....

Hmm....as per the title of this thread, "Well, let's push the envelope", perhaps we should....anal sex is really almost pop culture material these days, boring almost....let's really push it....anyone in?

We might have tried this, if hub had agreed to boil the part afterwards...

Before too, I would think, Sofia....but I am a Virgo...

I'm sorry, but the first thing that comes to mind when I see "virgo" is the phrase "anal retentive".

I think Deb has it spot on, more fun to think about than to do. Cav, I think that women don't really like it because it hurts more than it feels good.

I would just be thinking of poo.
I could never forget the poo.
I wouldn't want the Love Gun near me again, and I'd always want to Clorox it.

Well, I have an Aries moon, and Venus in Scorpio...actually, to be honest, the whole thing doesn't really appeal to me or Mrs. cav. Personally, I think if you need that much diversion, the love is over...what sign is littlek anyway? And Deb has it spot on, I agree.

Anal sex is very common is Brazil (where butts are the fancy rather than breasts).

I agree with Deb, the alure of anal sex is it's relative rarity. Since it is less common it can be construed as special.

It's fun for variety but ya gotta get back to the basics.

Well,Let's Push The Envelope
Well I think it's time I told you of the young man and old man discussing sex. The young man asked what was the best sex he had ever had. The old man told him that would be "rodeo" sex. "what's that ?" the young asked. The old man replied "You can only do it once with a woman. You get her naked down on all fours and enter her from the rear. Then leaning over her back you reach for her left breast and whisper into her ear this is the way your sister and my secretary like it then try to hold on for eight seconds."

We couldna had a nice anonymous poll here, could we? and that's all i'm saying on a board my dad posts on.

Bobsmyth, thats one of the funniest jokes I've seen here to date

I still cant figure out whether this is a serious discussion or a jokey one !!

neither can anyone else - go with what you want to go with!

Well, before I ever did it, I kept trying with an ex gf...finally she gave in. For me, it was more of "getting her to do it," and finding out what it was all about. I didn't dig it as much as I thought I would, except she dug it the most, and wanted to all the time.

Since then, I haven't found another "fan."

Was she Brazilian Slappy? Just wondering...

From the 'they have a word for it, so more than one person has done it' files: Dendrophilia: Referring to those who are aroused by trees. Here is an anthropolgical anecdote from Thomas Gregor regarding folk tales of the Mehinaku tribe of South America:

"In one tale, we learn of a man who discovered a remarkably gratifying hole in a tree, which he began to use to the exclusion of his wife and girlfriends. In the second story, a man made an artificial vagina of leaves to which he became similarily attached."

So who's up for a leaf vagina?

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One thing about the Arse!!! Everyone has one!! And depends on how you use it! Lot of things get put into it! user yer imagination there. And about all that comes out of it is waste, go figure.
You get out of it what you put into it !!!!

No Cav, she was a cracka'.

Haven't been that way to Brazil yet, dammit.

From my experiance.. it hurts if its not just right. If it is just right its different from anything I have ever had before. However its rare to get it just right. My husband tried it only at my behest. Curiosity I guess.

It took several attempts to get it right and then since the kids were born it just wont happen again. Thats ok. There are more fun ways to play than just that :wink:

BTW Cav.. The mints work great!