And a statue of Botticelli's Venus?
BTW, the black Speedo would look great with a red satin cape at your altar, Kicky. You could hang the crucifix on the pentagram and cover it with ketchup.
dlowan wrote:And a statue of Botticelli's Venus?
Yep. Preferably decapitated. And a dead bunny.
If that doesn't scare 'em, nothin' will.
I know I'D move.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time. Oh my God the neighbors from hell........totally oblivious to the surrounding, totally absorbed by their own little patch of green. My suggestion would be the pentagram with the cross and dead bunny, always been a crowd pleaser.
kickycan wrote:IThere has been a constant stream of little f*cking kids yelling and laughing and screaming and running around over there until well past midnight every night this week. Non-stop, from the moment I get home until the moment I leave, I have to hear them. They are ALWAYS THERE...
I'm a-gittin' me gun...
That is not going to change. The average Hasidic family has 7 children.
I wish you'd all bloody stop talking aboput dead ******* Bunnies.
Green Witch wrote:
That is not going to change. The average Hasidic family has 7 children.
Green Witch is a walking encyclopedia concerning the Hasidic family.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Green Witch wrote:
That is not going to change. The average Hasidic family has 7 children.
Green Witch is a walking encyclopedia concerning the Hasidic family.
It's a long story...let's just say some of my best friends are Hasidic.
dlowan wrote:I wish you'd all bloody stop talking aboput dead **** Bunnies.
Okay. Sorry. I got carried away.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:With the exception of my bathroom window, the entire first floor of my house is without blinds. I am exposed to the world, but who really gives a crap? My nearest neighbor is about three miles away and she is eighty years old and blind.
You mean your girlfriend?
OK, ok, I'd really like to know what Greenie would do in this particular circumstance... (er, mebbe you said, GW, but tell Ms Deficit again..)
Has anyone mentioned putting a dead bunnie in the windowsill?
Touch not the Bunny!
Tis near on ANZAC day
Mateship in the face of adversity (and Nimh)
Kicky, you say that you can hear the little brats all the time. Does this mean that their window is open (even slightly) ??
If so, go and buy five pounds of bacon rashers, and sizzle one at a time, placing a small fan behind the pan so it will waft the wonderful smell towards your wide open window.
Then, when it is nicely frazzled on both sides, walk over to the window and make loud MMMMMM noises as you eat it.
This could lead to either them closing the window and/or buying blinds. If the situation hasn't changed after a month and twenty odd pounds of bacon, at least you will be large and spotty enough to look suitably revolting in speedos.
ya know
i have heard some where before, that if you hang a bunny by its feet in your window.. you know.. like those stores do in china town?
that makes people buy blinds
its some sort of omen.. luck.. or something like that..
hmmmmmm
if we combine Lord E's idea with the shewolf's
we can suggest this for the window
[isn't it wonderful what I've been taking pictures of]
Kicky, a solution. Why dont you put curtains on your windows. Like really lewd curtains that depict a couple in the throes of "it".
I guess I cant relate, my nearest neighbors are aout 1/4 or more miles away (never measured, or really cared to), and we still use curtains and interior shutters. (Except for one goddam room where Mrs F wants to put in these really shitty maroon curtains that make the big room look like phukkin Camelot). SO you think you got curtain problems?
