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Fri 14 Apr, 2006 06:20 pm
So it's been a week since my new neighbors started moving into this apartment next door to me. There is no more than five feet separating their living room and kitchen from my living room and bedroom/alcove space. I have seen them in there every night. They've been moving things in, talking, relaxing, and now tonight, it looks like there are three women chatting at the dining room table.
Did I mention that they haven't bought blinds, drapes, curtains or any other thing that might impede the open view we each have of each other's whole living space? I am sick of having to always be the one putting my blinds down and closing the drapes when they are there.
I just stood in front of the window with my light on to give them a hint. They noticed, and one of the ladies just looked right at me. I waved right back at her, but she turned her head away too fast and didn't see it. But I know she saw me.
If I don't see some blinds or drapes going up soon, it's going to be time for me to pull out the razor and shave my balls right in front of the window.
It's been a whole week! Get some f*cking blinds, you assh*les!
You're very angry today, kicky.
time to bookmark the new york post website, sounds like the kind of story they'll cover
I can just imagine the day they do get the blinds. The three women start making out with each other. Kicky notices this just as one gets up to close the blinds.....
That would be irony at it's most painful.
kickycan wrote:That would be irony at it's most painful.
So what are they like, kicky? You must be very familiar with them by now. :wink:
Jesus, now the kids are back again too! It's like a mormom family or something! How many damn people can there be living in that damn place? And WHY THE HELL HAS NOBODY THOUGHT TO GO PICK UP SOME DAMN BLINDS YET!!!???
Do I have to put a sign up on my window for them?
Hmmm. I wonder if you just stood there and stared, hours at a time..
Try standing in the window naked.
Maybe after a few drinks.
littlek wrote:Try standing in the window naked.
haha. I was thinking the exact same thing!
Ooh, I just noticed that one of the younger women looks kinda hot. And her hair is wet, like she just got out of the shower. This might not be so bad after all...
That might pull in some perv police. How about something like setting up a lounge chair, some drinkies, a nice brass telescope..
I wonder what the laws are on this stuff..
oh I already suggested that in kicky's first thread about them moving in....these are the orthodox jews who don't want to have anything to with gentiles....or genitals.
I know, stand at the window and eat a ham & cheese sandwich and a glass of milk, with a lobster bisque as an appetizer.
They'll buy blinds then so they won't have to look at your goy ass.
Or, put your computer near the window. Stare endlessly and type away...
I think I'll get a glass of wine and see how this new young sexy girl development plays out...
msolga wrote:littlek wrote:Try standing in the window naked.
haha. I was thinking the exact same thing!
..... Oh & wear some over-sized sunglasses & a bow tie while you're at it. I'm
sure you'll get their full attention!
I already mentioned in my first post that if they don't get blinds or something, I'm going to sit in the window naked and shave my balls for their viewing pleasure. I guess the over-sized sunglasses and bow tie might be a nice added touch of class though.
Now where did that little sexy one go...
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