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Get some f*cking blinds, you assh*les!

 
 
dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:05 pm
set up a cam then you wont have to wait around for summit to happen.

Plus there are sites that pay good money............
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:05 pm
With the exception of my bathroom window, the entire first floor of my house is without blinds. I am exposed to the world, but who really gives a crap? My nearest neighbor is about three miles away and she is eighty years old and blind.

And, just in case someone were to walk by at night, unbeknownst to me, and glance in my window, so what? I have nothing to hide.

All the dismemberment takes place in the basement. Plus, the soundproofing takes care of that little screaming problem.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:07 pm
The only problem with that, dadpad, is that most of the time it's these older jewish people sitting around chatting. Nobody is going to pay to see that. And now it seems that the one semi-cute younger girl seems to have disappeared again.

I'm going out for a drink, and when I come back, they had better be ready to see some goy-boy ass!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:08 pm
Dismemberment? You aren't cutting off the penises of passing strangers again, are you, Gus? I thought you'd weened yourself off that little hobby.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:09 pm
I think like Gus, except for the dismembering bit. Although, I do pull my semi-sheer drapes in my bedroom and bathroom now that I live in the city.

Cities are different. You live smack up against a lrge number of people and most of us practice a sort of blind eye to preserve privacy.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:11 pm
Pay a bum to stand infront of the window naked.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:14 pm
Another thing that pisses me off is that their apartment is so much nicer than mine! The kitchen alone is almost as big as my whole apartment! Now I have middle-aged jewish women cooking...I can't take this anymore. I'm off to the bar.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:16 pm
That does it. I'm going to the bar too!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:16 pm
Cool. See ya there!
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:16 pm
Try this-- Turn your TV so that it faces the window. Then put porn on 24 hours a day. They'll either buy blinds or invite you over to get better acquainted.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:17 pm
I long for the day when I can glance out my window and see a middle-aged jewish woman cooking.

For now, I shall live that moment vicariously through Kicky.

If he doesn't mind.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:21 pm
start taping notes to your window
written in big black ink so they can read it.


Make comments in these notes about the furnishings and how you think they should change them.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 07:26 pm
Shewolf - Yes!
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 08:00 pm
blacksmithn wrote:
Try this-- Turn your TV so that it faces the window. Then put porn on 24 hours a day.



ooooo......that's a good one
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 08:06 pm
I figure if one stands naked in the window, they'll call the cops. But with the TV, if the cops show up, hey you're just trying to relax after a long, hard day...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 08:09 pm
How about if you record them, then put the tv back in the window, facing them, and play the movie of them cooking and talking and stuff like that?
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 08:10 pm
blacksmithn wrote:
I figure if one stands naked in the window, they'll call the cops. But with the TV, if the cops show up, hey you're just trying to relax after a long, hard day...


yeah, but you won't get away with that more than once. Jews are the smartest group of people in the world, and they will make sure they take pictures of the turned around TV, with kicky standing behind it.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 08:11 pm
Get a pulley system going between the two buildings and send across salt and pepper when they are eating

Ketchup when they are out

Toilet paper when they go to the bathroom

Remote controlls when they are searching for them

and blinds when they are annoyed with you
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 08:12 pm
shewolf, have you ever been told that you are a genius?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2006 08:15 pm
does it count if the person was not clothed at the time?
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